☄: the last five Googles searches my muse made
@ the Potters: Thank you for letting Scorpius use your computer
“Google, is the moon landing real?”
“Google, what is Star Wars?”
“Google, what is a ‘flat earth-er’?”
“Google, where are the muggle art museums?”
“Google, where can I see The Metropolitan Museum of Art Collection on the computer?”
☢: how would my muse fare in a zombie apocalypse?
Assuming Scorpius still had his wand, not too terribly. He learned basic defensive spells as a child and did pay attention in Defense class. As the whispers of Death Eaters grew over the past few years, his father took the time to show him spells that would hopefully never come in handy. He’s read enough to understand basic healing spells. He just might starve as he’s never learned to cook...