#queerlylonnie

[clarz]

sdcc 2017 got me reliving my sdcc 2015 tag and i’m so happy about it. what a time. what a week of PURE AND FRUSTRATING EMOTIONS.

like, remember when dylan stepped through the ethereal plane into an alternate universe where time moves differently to take that ONE SERIES of beautiful princely photos and then immediately changed back into last week’s floor shirt and the most unwashed baseball cap he could find for the rest of the weekend? we STILL HAVEN’T SOLVED THAT MYSTERY TBH. THE MYSTERY OF THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE PHOTOCALL. INVESTIGATE.

remember that one night when everyone stayed up until like 3 in the morning talking about dylan o’brien ruling over his domain of trash as the king of the trash mountain?

remember when kat said they were all dressed like confused frat boy fishermen???

remember how we ended up having a bunch of like, Very Serious Conversations About Sexism in between shouting graphic sexual scenarios at each other across the interwebs?

remember when i melted down so hard i came up with an incredibly detailed alternate universe in which the cast/characters (HARD TO TELL WHICH TBH) of teen wolf sailed the high seas and like, were pirates but for Good and Justice or some shit?

remember when tyler posey got on stage wearing UNDERWEAR AND SUSPENDERS AND THEN WAGGLED HIS BUTT???

there was also apparently a lot of YELLING in inboxes that i completely forgot about but that is also completely in character like wow we’re very extra?

anyway it was a fun few fandom days and i’m nostalgic even though i HATED IT.

[50-points-for-ravenclaw]

I was tagged by the lovely @kristsune and the amazing @queerlylonnie 💕

My lockscreen of my new adorable kitty Goose and the newest selfie I have which is from like a two months ago. And the last song I listened to was Borderline by Madonna.

Don’t feel like tagging so it’s up for anyone.

[clarz]

@queerlylonnie replied to your post “why does harry keep saying the notebook is a romantic comedy? it’s…...”

i mean he did write ftdt so we know he likes the cathartic cry i think he just doesn't want to admit that he's really as sensitive as he thinks he is

that’s what’s weird about it to me???? like??? what other reason is there for this misgenreing (GET IT it’s like misgendering but wayyyyy less bad) of the notebook??! i feel like it CAN’T be because he just doesn’t want to admit that he watches the notebook and sobs uncontrollably, because 

a) he won’t stop fucking talking about the notebook on this goddamn press tour and

b) like FULLY HALF of his album is about him masturbating and crying* and moping around about how he can’t have a motherfucking conversation with anyone (also he probably spends too much time in hallways it might be an issue)

(*fully all of the album is about him masturbating, it’s just only half is about BOTH masturbating AND crying)

.....i’ve just had an epiphany.

maybe he’s just a full-blown psychopath and he genuinely finds the notebook HILARIOUS. maybe he REALLY THINKS IT’S A COMEDY because he lacks basic human empathy. i mean, he enjoys making us suffer, it kind of.... makes a lot of sense.

[alexenglish]

So you know that part in cocktail chats part three where Ashton goes “I went into the studio late because I’d had a big night of exercising” and everyone laughs? Because hahahaha SHOOT ME IN THE FACE

I love the way he smiles when the joke lands, like ah ahhh. 

[alexenglish]

Why am I crying over why won’t you love me??? It’s 8:15 am????????

it does that! it really does!!

[alexenglish]

Aleeeeex how do I get into 5sos help. You were my 🔑 to 1d, help me transition

I feel like I’ve been waiting my whole entire life for this moment. if you wanna do what I did:

listen to youngblood

listen to babylon

watch 5,467 hours of 5sos videos on youtube

fall in love with ashton irwin

fall in love with the rest of them

if you don’t want to do that and don’t mind watching people consuming brightly colored drunks and getting steadily more and more tipsy, watch cocktail chats all the way through. TRY NOT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THESE IDIOTS, I DARE YOU.

[alexenglish]

Complaint: you’re too far away and I miss you Compliment: your existence makes me happy Complaint: ur too cute and I hate it

uhm all of these, ditto @ you <3

[alexenglish]

Music askkkk: number twoooo! (I’m sad that Harry’s song is Only Angel for obvs reasons)

mm true! 2. a song starting w/ the same first letter of your first name

All It Takes For Your Dreams To Come True - A Skylit Drive and Alex English - Dance Gavin Dance (obvi)