#questionable use of magic

[the-dice-nest]

Translation of poor handwriting below cut because lord knows my writing isn't the best

Panel 1: "My quality of life has really gone up since becoming a magician."

Panel 2: "I only picked up the book to learn some tricks to make small talk." "I kind of thought it was, like, a joke before."

Panel 3: "I only really got good at one trick," "but that's okay."

Panel 4: "Making things disappear and reappear via hat is super helpful."

Panel 5: "The magic police keep trying to arrest me, but unfortunately for them, my comically large top hat was delivered three days ago."