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[cuntryjunkie]

five songs that always inspire you to write your muse.

goodbye horses, q lazzarus. literally no relevance to the lyrics whatsoever. this is just a song that i have always coasted to myself on my board and it's such a sick song. it comes on the radio when chris lee and soupy are driving from chattanooga to dallas as eighteen year olds, fresh outta high school with (sort of) big dreams.

tv party, black flag. we've got nothing better to do / than watch tv and have a couple of brews / everybody's gonna hang out here tonight / we'll pass out on the couch alright / we sit glued to the tv set all night / why go into the outside world at all? it's such a fright! / hey wait a minute! my tv set doesn't work! it's broken! / what are gonna do tonight, this isn't fair!

whatever didi wants, nofx. whatever didi wants, she's gonna get it / i wouldn't swim across the nile when i could get amoebic dysentery / i would do almost anything for you / cause if there's anything you want i'll probably get it / just tell me what you need i'll try not to forget it / you need someone to blame i'll say i said it / i love you long time when you're on top of me.

institutionalized, suicidal tendencies. the chris lee song of all chris lee songs. about struggling to do anything you put your mind to, shutting off from anybody who wants to help because they don't get it. mom and step-dad saying you need professional help, but you don't!!! maybe you just need a pepsi and to be left alone. maybe you need some time to figure these things out. “we decided?!?! my best interests? how can you know, how can you say what my best interest is? what are you tryna say, i'm crazy?! when i went to your schools, i went to your churches, i went to your institutional learning facilities! so how can you say that I'M CRAZY?!”

superstar, jamelia. i literally can't explain this one don't ask me to. it gets me into the chris lee frame of mind. serving cunt i guess.

tagged by stole from: @kuhlgirl tagging: @schmonyschmawk, @punkzombie, @malfl0ra, @soulmissed, @morb1dgrl, @guttersniper

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important to me that you all know chris lee has a labret piercing

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thinking about genuinely how many phones chris lee has gone through. like if he skates with them in his back pocket... CRACK. loses them in his car. stands on them. throws them. drops them in the toilet. leaves them in the sun all day and melts them. downloads viruses onto them because he wants that one shitty ringtone and kills the entire thing. lost one down a manhole. left one in a taco bell.

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@duran-duran-esq liked for a one liner.

“i already told you,” he sits opposite dolores, halfway into his second cheeseburger, “i asked him if this was albuquerque. he said yeah. so i got off the bus and some asshole straight pissed up my leg. you jus' like hearin the story!”

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@st4nheight liked for a one liner.

“for me? now why the hell you do that? all i done is cause shit.”

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@rememburing liked for a one liner.

“i owe you?— nuh uh. like hell! you roped me into your shit. this was your fuckin rodeo. you owe me.”

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@schmonyschmawk liked for a one liner.

chris is gigglin, “dude. he's fuckin wasted.” he scoops grud's wrist with the toe of his chucks. nothin.

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@vhsrot liked for a one liner.

it's late at some small chinese place, “read your fortune cookie thing, man. mine says... the universe tends to unfold as it should. i knew it. i'm gonna turn 30 and die.”