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@cuntryjunkie
cuntryjunkie. an independent & low effort writing blog for the original character chris lee, formerly @ v4vile. heavy focus on plotting, interacting with friends and just havin some fun. written by chet, she/her: twenty5. writer is on gmt ☀️
set in the late 1990s/early 2000s + based on the lore established by ea's skate franchise. chris lee is a popular personality, cowpunk frontman and pro-skateboarder for the indie crew: jail bake co.
chris lee goods acquired from @schmonyschmawk
also hello!!!!! i rly wanna kick things back off here but im not rly sure how 2 get my momentum going.... im gonna reply to stuff in my inbox and finish my drafts 4 sure but if anybody wants to plot? or just talk? pls like and i will head ur way
this just in: chris lee wrecked his car cus he brake checked someone who was up his ass
my papers are done!!!!! will hopefully be around here l8r after a wee nap :DDD
it is my beautiful bestie @schmonyschmawk’s birthday. love you love you love you. so grateful for you. coolest person i know. can’t wait to PARTY THE WEEKEND AWAY!!!!!
so funny i always imagine chris lee in the blistering sun and it being a vibe and now im in a heatwave im like.... i bet he fucking stinks skating outside all day. and the local heb hates to see him and his friends coming because they're just stood under where the ac is blowing for 10 minutes. lifting their t-shirts up so the breeze gets their titties
getting out of a sweaty shift into 25 degree heat at 9pm in england is no joke what the FUCK
your reminder that as per the lore of the skate franchise, chris lee had blunt heavy chest trauma, severe head injury, crushed femur and fractured tibia. because he rode into a bus 👍 and still managed to become thrasher skater of the year. YOU CAN ACHIEVE ANYTHING WITH A BIT OF WILLPOWER and marry ja wana 🥬
asking this anonymously because i don't think it's so bad 🫣 what's your opinion on the new skate game, i'm curious heheh
i think ea fumbled the ball big time but i cant tell whether they intended to or not. i think its a nice enough engine to waste a bit of time on but it has no soul
ya girl was having a terrible awful day and walked into cex on the off chance they had a skate game. THEY HAD THE OG!!!!! WOOOO!!!!!
trying not to be a female pervert in the library cus the guy next to me smells so fucking good
@childactress liked for a one liner.
“yoooooooooooo. what's with all the unchecked aggression?”
“dude, i can't fit half an ass cheek in these no more. you said 40 would be fine.” as you requested. me @ ur service.
‘ i didn’t say it would be fine. ’ i didn’t say it would be fine. i said- ‘ i said it’s what i would do. ’ and those jeans look like a crime scene. i lean back over the counter and in my head (SOLELY in my head) let the My Bad sit there. ‘ they still look wearable if you commit to a very lifestyle. like cyclist. or divorced dad who got into running. i don’t know your journey. ’ i don't give him the chance to look unimpressed; opening up the machines to return change is such a fuckin hassle with that minuscule key that bends when you turn it. not on my watch. Never on my watch.
' 𝓪lso, the Laundromat is not legally responsible for advice given by employees who are just kinda saying stuff. ’ a bea𝓽. ‘ that’s in writing, by the way. right there. ' i point to the sign whereabouts. it does not say this, but that's between me and you. ' between no smoking and bathroom key bites. ’
by the time she's done talkin, chris lee can't remember what he'd even said. maybe the jeans hadn't shrunk after all. he looks down at the pair clutched in his hands: no, they definitely had. if chris had a sister, he'd donate them to her ken doll. his head whips to the side to take a look at this sign, then back at the woman. he can't actually read it but he refuses to go for an eye test.
“i don't know what s'posed to happen now.” chris looks dumbfounded as fuck. he's got images of cyclists and divorced dads circling around in his head.
he needs to remind himself that he was askin for his money back. c'mawn, look at this shit. chris crouches down and takes a t-shirt from the garbage bag he brought to collect his laundry with. “dude seriously,” he holds it up, droppin the jeans, “i ain't auditionin to be a backstreet boy. i ain't a cyclist n i ain't a divorced dad.”
“you owe me.”
hollywood interpretations of punks really make me laugh. like why are they all pierced up. why is the studded belt a MUST. why are they bullied at school always? i guess this is your public service announcement that chris lee is not ANY of those things. if he was in a high school movie, he would be introduced to the song alternative ulster by stiff little fingers. he would have boring brown hair and no piercings. flannel and tee combo, jorts, crew socks, dcs. wallet chain. yeah ok he smells of weed. but he's not bullied. some people might call him a low-life when he's fucking around in class but he's mostly pretty well liked. he's had girlfriends. he gets invited to parties.
