#queue that

[alxfierro]

Magnus: what are you, 2-

Alex: 2 inches taller then you, yeah

Magnus:

Alex:

Alex: please don’t kill me I love you

[alexfluffierro]

I’m so good at algebra that I could replace your x and you wouldn’t even know y

— Leo Valdez, at some point

[gaydelgard]

"true single player experience" and real character customization

such an innovative and bold new direction for videogames to take, its a risk but i think it will pay off for whoever is releasing this cool robot game

i mean no one has tried anything like that have they

[alxfierro]

Magnus: you know what I love about Alex?

Magnus: When I give him a portion of my food that little shit has the audacity to look surprised, like I didn’t notice his eyes boring into my plate the whole time

[alxfierro]

Alex: sometimes I feel like I don’t fit in anywhere

Magnus: what are you talking about

Magnus: you fit right here in my arms

Alex, ugly sobbing in Magnus’ lap: 💞

[alxfierro]

Magnus: I had a dream last night that I got arrested for tax evasion but I don’t even pay taxes

Annabeth: that’s... tax evasion

[alxfierro]

Alex: you can say “please” and “thank you” a million times and your toddler will never repeat it, but if you say the f-word once they will say it all day long to everyone they see

Magnus: what? You don’t even have a fucking toddler