#queueing from my drafts

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Becker: *on Alex’s laptop* Becker: *finds a folder marked ‘uniform policy 54′* *opens it* Becker: Alex? Alex: What? Becker: Why do you have a folder full of pictures of me in my old uniform?

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Becker: I’m so excited to be alone.

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Caroline: Is marzipan butter? Abby: What? Caroline: Is marzipan butter? Abby: No. No, marzipan’s made of almonds. Caroline: Is there a vegan option?

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Jess: If you don’t sleep, how do you function? Becker: I run on three fuels. Spite, anxiety and, of course, coffee.

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I love how we call the Jess/Becker ship Jecker. We put Jess’ name first because we know she’s in charge.

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Becker: I...I think I have a crush on Jess. Lester: Congratulations, you’re officially the last to know.