@trickstertyrant and @noworldnomad
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
Tommy. He legitimately thinks they taste better heated up
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
I feel like Loki doesn’t care because Toaster is really chill and Tommy does because ‘cat is staring’, but he’s the one who forgets
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
Loki. Loki has a whole vine account dedicated to high speed crashes. Tables, walls, door frames. Usually caused by Loki lacking clothing and distracting Tommy
who breaks the most phones
Tommy. ‘What do you mean you dropped your phone in the ocean?!”
Realistically? They’ve both already technically died,
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
Tommy. Tommy is the king of unwarranted bravado
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
Tommy’s more likely to leave the bed of his own volition and sleep in the guest bed. Loki knows Tommy has a hard time sleeing in the same room as someone else and is understanding about it.
who uses the computer most
Tommy. He’s taking college courses for computer programming.