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the best thing you can do with your friends is make a quote book

its such a fun stupid form of community like i wont see them for a week or two and i can check and its the moon of death upon gay people like thats so true red!!!

im blue btw if you were wondering

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Quote #78 please and thank you

"Don't confuse gratitude with responsibility."

— Homura Akemi, Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Send me a "Quote #[1-105]" and I'll share the corresponding quote in my Quote Note!

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#asks #sword-sorceress #ask game #quote note #quotes #a shorter quote but a good one and one I needed to hear at the time 😌

Kelly: It's probably the cutest poem in there! Me: I didn't know it was a mushroom! I thought it was a metaphor!

@kellyjw this is what happens when you share w the class and the class is me w no filter

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Quote Note

Ok so me and secretoctopusblog have a “Quote Note” thing and on it we put things that either we have said or things that we have heard people say that we thought were worth noting. Here are some from mine:

-"I will throw you over wall Maria" -"We're all going to hell" "whoops" -"happy birthday Satan" -"she didn't burn anything! I'm so proud!" -"with who? You have no friends" -"she is making horse" -"date first, ice cream later" -"this cactus keeps getting in the way" -"he's hot, but I'm not into that whole sociopath serial killer thing" -"she put the severed head in her locker" -"help me find a Satan summoning ritual" -"You woke me up at 12:15 in the morning just so I could watch a robot pick up an egg and hulk smash it" -"I need to learn how to hack so I can get free wifi everywhere" -"how do I respond to that?" "You respond with ANGER" -"fork? Oh wait" -"no you don't understand it's literally burning my flesh" -"the park is a good place to kill people" -"I need to memorize their faces" -"what other people should I stalk in Chicago" -"I can feel the temmie" -"punch me" -"how did my hands get this way?" "Potato salad" -"no one is too sexy for Japan." -sometimes I'm funny but only when im not being angry." -"ultra. That speaks my language." -"do you want this blanket? This is not a blanket." -"it's kind of hard to think when you're trying to hold blood in your hands." -"it feels like an envelope being shoved up my nose." -"Amal I already shoved the Vaseline in my nose." -"throw that away. No it doesn't have my blood on it. Or if it does, it's in the middle." -"ew that water tasted like blood." -"what's the point of decapitated? No wait! Decaffeinated!!" -"nectar is made of plants right?" -"we're talking about blood hun." -"so much Cthulhu." -"what type of column is that?" "Cthulhu." -"toilets. That's my kind of place." -"aw. I was too busy snorting." -"my blood will forever lie in the plumbing of this hotel." -"my blood's already in the sink, might as well." -"what are you doing?" "Playing moonlight sonata." "On my foot‽‽‽" -"what are your pants made out of??" -"the pot speaks wisdom. That can be interpreted two ways." -"the lord of pasta shall not destroy my kingdom!" -"this bathroom has good acoustics." -"I can't read roman noodles". -"I lost count of the bottles of milk on the wall." -"did you see a crab fly under your seat?" -"it would be like playing jenga, but with rubber bands and high velocity watermelon chunks." -"I am smart. I have brain. I can't breathe (out of my left nostril)." -"you will be defenestrated. Then you will be submergerated. Then you will be alligator-baiterated." -"so do you have any other almost child death stories?" "Well there was this one time when-" "THERE WERE'NT SUPPOSED TO BE MORE!" -"my almost DEATHANING!" -"Six?! Jesus Christ!" -"wow this sand is warm." "We're getting close to hell." -"the blood moon is rising. The star of lucifer is shining. The time is now. -"there was blood somewhere." -"the calculus is classified." -"I am gay deprived." -"I think the blonde is… dying." -"where are we going?" "The void." "Well I know that… but." -"explain the pot." -"where is your brother?" "Actually more like uncle." "?" "Well that one is kinda purple and on the color wheel yellow and purple aren't directly related and yellow is a primary color so it would make sense for it to be older." "THAT IS TOO MUCH LOGIC THEY ARE COLORS" -"it's the good kind of regret." -"carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man." -"brain. work. think. breathe. *followed by high pitched raptor screeching and clawing at the window* -"it's fun to scream and sneeze at the same time." -"look at the go carts!" "Look at the jaywalkers!" -"If you put me in a room filled with watermelon you can just forget about ever seeing me again." -"Just go face first into the baked potato." -"corn sex" -"super sad stalker dad!" -"it's gay, I'm in." -"do you worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster?"

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