Jan 23, 2023
*talking about chinese new year*
Parental Unit 1: I think I'm a rooster but I'd have to check
Me: Well I'm a tiger
Parental Unit 2: I have no idea what I am but most people would call me a problem
seen from China
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Switzerland
seen from Germany
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
seen from Switzerland
seen from Türkiye
seen from Philippines
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Switzerland
seen from Malaysia
seen from Maldives
seen from New Zealand
seen from United States
seen from Switzerland
seen from China
*talking about chinese new year*
Parental Unit 1: I think I'm a rooster but I'd have to check
Me: Well I'm a tiger
Parental Unit 2: I have no idea what I am but most people would call me a problem
"everyone is making out with chris pine and i dont like it" -the simp™️ while watching into the woods
please send help i think i taught my father how to use the term "chonky" and he wont stop calling our cat that-
"fucking psychopath... WAIT thats not the words *dramatic snaps* oH psychic"
"ah yes,, the most lovely of pastimes: planning my murder <3"
"be right back gotta go cry in a corner for 20 minutes" -the stickbug
"isnt it the ultimate goal of best friends to be mistaken for a couple?"
"theyre waffles but not the good waffles theyre waffles but theyre old."