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Emerald: I'm getting a little brother

Oscar: You are? Cong-

Emerald, slams adoption papers down: Its you, sign here

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Blake, finding out Jaune is also bi: According to the government, neither of us exist

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Blake: Technically you could go the rest of your life without ever eating or drinking again

Yang:

Yang: Okay, honey, let's get your therapist on the phone okay-

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GUYS listen hear me out

Blake grew up on an island

Her father is like Chief so therefore she will be the next

Her parents want to make the dangerous world safe

So they leave what they thought was dangerous

Blake pursued that anyway

She followed someone to the ends of the earth to try and make a difference

Guys, Blake is MOANA

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Ruby: My stomach growled super loud in french

Yang: Bonjour. Le growl

Ruby: I like to clarify that my stomach growled in french class. My mistake

Weiss: It's too late

Blake: She's too far gone now

Yang: Hon hon feed me a baguette

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Blake: I want to date someone who's graceful, calm, level-headed and quie--

Yang: *walks in* Hey, gu-- *trips over, breaks random vase and her nose in the process*

Blake: I want that one

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Villian!RWBY au

Ruby: Honestly, I'm just so evil. I'm just full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into-

Weiss: You sleep with a sparkly, rainbow teddy bear I got you

Ruby: he's my SECOND IN COMMAND TO MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

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RWBY, on a stealth mission

Weiss: Not a word

BY:

Ruby:

Ruby: Fergalicious

Weiss: I SAID NOT A WORD

Ruby: Oh, so it wasn't a word last week when we were playing scrabble but now it suddenly is because it's convenient to you