#mechablades

[archer-crow42]

they are soooooo normal about Robert, there’s nothing wrong happening here

[b0ku7o]

shipwars are dumb and stupid when robert robertson is the peoples princess. the whole team wants that cookie. passing him around like a blunt at a party. everyone wants a piece of that. that twink is gonna get obliterated

[quitealotofsodapop]

Planning-to-be-a-Dad!Robert asking Z Team+ for a baby:

Forgive for post length, I could not stop thinking about this since my previous post. Robert wanting kids and telling the squad/love interest. Semi-serious semi-silly. Can apply to other aus/canon. Transcripts in alt text.

Sonar:

Flambae:

Invisigal:

Punch Up:

Malevola:

Golem:

Prism:

Coupe:

Waterboy:

Phenomaman:

Blonde Blazer:

Royd:

[banmitbandit]

robert no thats not en pointe! youre lucky that coupe is nicer than a ballet instructor otherwise shed kill u

(Other Outfitswaps: MechaPrism, MechaMal, MechaBat, PhenomaMech, WaterMech, MechaPunch)

close up under the cut :3

[mysnowblood]

[scrimblyscroomblo]

Quick Mechablade doodles & Coupé should figure skate, she'd be so sick at it coupé date route where the two of them go ice skating for the first time like go my child soldiers explore new hobbies

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

[no1randomperson]

Wait. HEAR ME OUT.

Pillow Princess Robert Robertson but still a Power Bottom.

Okay so we all know Robert is probably actively on the verge of death 24/7 (His fuckass back CANNOT be stable from the chair. The floor would be healthier honestly)

So like imagine that whomever you want.

They wanna get freaky but Robert is like. Depressed and stuff. (Maybe even injured)

So whomever your imaging (Multiple people count too) gently take him to the bed, force him to lay down, and then tell him something like

"Tell me what you want"

And Robert just lays there as he orders whomever your imaging around as they eagerly follow.

DOES THIS MAKE SENSE!?

DOES ANYONE GET THE VISION OF ROBERT "PILLOW PRINCESS YET STILL POWER BOTTOM" ROBERTSON

Someone please.