Pidge: “That’s Ezor. She is the bubbliest psychopath you will ever meet. Keith fought her super-hard when we burst into a Galra base this one time.”
Keith: “I only beat her because I’m ambidextrous.”
Lance: “Then the little blue one over there, that’s Acxa. Acxa knows everybody’s business, she knows everything about everybody.”
Hunk: “That’s why her shoulder-pads are so big, THEY’RE FULL OF SECRETS.”
Allura: “The big one is Zethrid and the blind one is Narti, they’re the most aggressive cat-loving lesbians and they will not hesitate to straight-up murder you.”
Hunk: “Narti does it even after she’s been told not to kill people, DO NOT TRUST HER.”
Keith: “And evil takes a humanoid form in Prince Lotor. Oh, don’t be fooled. He might look like your typical selfish backstabbing slut-faced hoebag, but in reality, he is so much worse.”