Contextless quotes from me/my friends with no indication of who said what:
"Look away for .5 seconds and you have a smush child"
"Is cruise control on? Oh wait, we're going down a hill"
"Same as when I broke you and them with all those subs I take?"
"I’m warm, i’m tall, i can build furniture, i don’t stream."
"Most of my vehicle mishaps happen bc I cannot see so that’s a plus at least XD"
I did not ask if they wanted their quotes on tumblr











