#r pm

[helloimromanhill]

Romaaaaaaaannn

Yes darling?

[helloimromanhill]

Roman you have a crush on me? 🤨

[PM] I said too much, didn’t i?Crush sounds silly. I like you. I thought that was obvious. I respect your relationship but i’m not exactly good at hiding how i feel, at least i thought so.

You know… i love when you make that face.

[helloimromanhill]

Alright Ceez? You free?

All yours! What did you have in mind Brutus? Brutsy? Brucie? Don’t mind me, just testing them out.

[helloimromanhill]

PM] Roman! I’m in Italy. Number 1) it’s hot. Number 2) i had pasta so I’m happy. Number 3) Dude it’s so pretty.

[pm] Cooper! I cannot believe you’re in Italy and i’m not. 1) It will get hotter... 2) Pasta is happiness isn’t it? Italian pasta that is. Everything else is a waste of time. 3) Right? Have you been to the beach yet?

[helloimromanhill]

PM] Dude. Dude. I hit eight months. 8.25 to be precise with you. Dude!

[pm] Cooper! That’s amazing news! Over 8 months! My god Coop! I’m so proud of you! It’s a great thing that you’ve achieved, bud, i’m so happy for you, i really am. At this point if you’d tell me you can touch the sky if you try i’ll believe you. Congrats my bud.

[helloimromanhill]

PM] Wanted to send my apologies that I can't be there tonight for your re-opening. I hope everything goes well. Call me after okay?

[pm] Hey that’s alright, Coop! I know you’d be here if you could be. You know i’ll call you.

[helloimromanhill]

PM] So we have a new member of the household. Annnny tips on telling my Mom?

[pm] You got a kiddo! Wait, Pamela doesn’t know yet? Hm i’d suggest starting by telling her you’ve decided to foster, give her a moment or two to process that, then say you’ve actually just brought the kid home?

[helloimromanhill]

Take over Rome?

Here comes the cavalry!