#r;wurst

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/clears throat; Yes all the symbols please.

Send “✆” for a morning text.

[SMS → Wurst] GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE :^) I woke up in a good mood. Are you happy for me?

Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent.

[SMS → Wurst] I love you more than I love your money

Send “☎” for a rushed text.

[SMS → Wurst] They have sausgaes!

Send “⁇” for a drunk text.

[SMS → Wurst] everyhting is so bright fuck is this it??? am id yng ... plea se tell everyone i love them okay especialyl my mom

Hours later: [SMS → Wurst] I woke up with my head in the fridge.

Send “✿” for a suggestive text.

[SMS → Wurst] Show me your sausage :^) You lil wurst 

Send “ø” for a late night text.

[SMS → Wurst] I just woke up from dreaming about singing nostrils ... 

Send “✘” for a hateful text.

[SMS → Wurst] Sunot

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Are you feeling snazzy?

I am snazzy. Don't you think?

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If we kissed?[] Quickie.[] Tongue.[] Softly bite your lip.[x] We wouldn’t.[] Long and meaningful.[] Let’s hit up the bedroom.[] You remember last time?[x] Awkward…[x] Lol no.Would I go out with you?[] Yes, definitely.[x] No.[] I want to, but it wouldn’t work.[] Maybe. [] Nope, you’re like family.[] You’re cute, but probably not.[3] Just simply not my type.[] If I knew you better.[] Already did.[] I don’t know.If we took a picture together, we’d be…[] Hugging each other.[x] Just chilling.[] Holding hands.[] Kissing.[x] Acting dumb.[x] Normal picture.[] You holding me from behind.You are…[] Cute/Pretty.[x] Good looking.[] Sexy.[] All of the above You + me + room = …[x] Movies.[] Cuddling.[x] Hanging out.[] Kissing.[x] Playing games.[] Everything.[x] Wouldn’t let you in.You should…[x] Hit me up.[] Be mine.[] Marry me.[x] Reblog this so I can send you a heart.[] Be studying.If we got married, I’d…[] Divorce you.[] Make kids.[x] Take your (su)money and bounce.[] Smash every day.[] I would cheat on you.[] Be faithful.[] Kill you in your sleep. [x] We wouldn’t.