#r. eischen

[missgossiper]

Are this Remus guy and Cicero on a slow burn to sleepovers and wrestling parties?

Dearest Anonymous,

Ah, the halls of academia are abuzz with the latest intrigue. It plays out exactly like an academic rivals to lovers AO3 fic — Two young History Students, dazzled in Dark Academia, fierce Rivals in Intellect and Debate, find themselves at the center of a most tantalizing Speculation. Their heated exchanges and sharp intellects have long been the talk of the university, but could there be more than just animosity simmering beneath the surface? Observers have noted a peculiar tension, one that hints at a passion not yet acknowledged. As they clash over historical narratives, might they be on the brink of writing a new chapter in their own story? For with erotic fights and subtle flirting veiled beneath witty banter?

[missgossiper]

Give us some tea on all the new peeples

Dearest Anonymous,

Ah, the evening tea has rolled around yet again! There are quite so many to choose from with the towns population ever growing as a rabbits family—I shall name the most notable to spare us the tiring reading.

Nothing is ever quite sure surrounding the towns most infamous historian (@cicero-defacto), shrouded in as many myths as there are laced in history itself. But if one thing can be speculated, it is their apparent prejudice towards blondes. Why else is it that they have made many of the piss heads around their sworn enemy? To name a few a particular Colonel, an archduke, a Rockefeller, and now... a nobody of much importance unless you are teaching an anger management class. Who is this particular Eischen lad (@foreveryour-remus)? Why does his name sound like Uranus? And be that why he is frightfully so angry?

In other news, if one Royally Spoiled Fetus was not enough... Congratulations! It appears the school has a very well known Grand Duchess on it's hand (@grand-duchess-of-russia). The young lady seems inclined on spending her days in America running from her footman and abiding by absolutely no rules. I would cheer "slay queen", if not for the fact that she is as many miles away from the throne physically as she is heritarily.