one day i will write lawyer scar pegging the shit out of mumbo . i promise .
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one day i will write lawyer scar pegging the shit out of mumbo . i promise .
I have an au idea, so imma share
okay so itās mumscarian, whoās surprised, and we got like a bar au and grians like one of the lap dancers who does runs, mumbos his body guard, and scars a new costumer
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scar: polyamorous, bisexual, he/him
Mumbo: pansexual, polyamorous, they/he
grian: gay, polyamorous, he/she (trans)
And so scar would have been told by his brother (cub) that he needs to stop being so anti social and get out and about, while sliding him an address to a bar(he doesnāt know itās a bar yet) before saying heās off work for the next three days, Sunday-Tuesday.
so scar walks his sorry ass to the address sees itās a bar and is like āman Iām too over dressed for thisā (heās in like a button up and for fancy pants) but he goes in anyways, orders a drink from the bartender and finds a seat in the main room.
when he seats himself a mystery figure is performing on stage and they mesmerize he, he canāt look away from them, so like he watches them perform. Then being the person heās usually not, he goes and asks if they do nights with people
Iām not getting to wrapped up in this during this post, Iām currently writing something rn for it and that should explain some other things but like this is the background (what Iām writing is going to be smut)
the concept of scar fucking mumboās throat with a pistol while mumbo humps his boot and at at some point scar actually fires the pistol and mumbo cums on the spot from the excitement only for scar to reveal it was a fake out and mumbo gets embarrassed with how excited he got and starts to cry. or whatever.
waow. waow. this is good
Baby fever
Pretty pls
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I forgot this au doesnāt have an official name
but thatās what the fic is called
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The run down is: Scar experiences a hormonal crisis and wants a baby because of it, the only problem with that is, Scar is the only Sniffer Hybrid on Hermitcraft (this au takes place in season 11), so Cub and Mumbo decide to help Scar become a parentšŖŗ
mumbo is one of those hotguy fans that tries to find his address and watch him #myidea
scar would love to watch mumbo jerk off (whether he knows about it or not...) my source? the one bit in s10 where he said he spies on mumbo "day and night"
mumbo with big tits... mumbo and scar giving each other titjobs.... Much to think about....
one of my biggest redscape thoughts is mumbo not knowing hotguy is scar and he crushes over hotguy so hard. has guilty fantasies of the hero taking advantage of him. using mumbo's adoration as a sleazy way to get himself off. but then he finds out hotguy is scar and it just. goes away. it's not that he isn't into scar, quite the opposite, he just doesnt want scar the same way he wants hotguy. and he's honestly really upset he's had his fantasies ruined and can't jerk off to them anymore