Mar 7, 2018
Yo, Jonas. Want some coke?
Hell yeah. Let me just throw all my parental duties out the fucking window if it makes me more fun and makes people like me more, right? Margs, seriously like what the fuck is wrong with people hahahaha
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Yo, Jonas. Want some coke?
Hell yeah. Let me just throw all my parental duties out the fucking window if it makes me more fun and makes people like me more, right? Margs, seriously like what the fuck is wrong with people hahahaha
Oh, they’ve gotten creative at times! Like, the time they said Conor got in a brawl at the pub in Ireland with some guy in the Irish mafia and now the mafia is after him 😂😂 that was obviously my fave! Meanwhile, he was at our home in LA. Another one was I froze my eggs for more kids a week or two after I gave birth. Aka not possible. The latest I’ve read today was Brad Pitt is obsessed with me! That’s fun! Fight Club is a classic and one of my faves!
The Irish mafia??? Holy shit alright that’s pretty good. And I could actually lowkey see that happening??? No offense to Con 😂 It’d be a badass movie at the very least. Well BP /is/ on that Angie rebound so it makes total sense, obviously. It’s always fun reading that I died which happens at least once a year. Or that Nick and I secretly hate each other and only get photographed together for PR reasons. Not like we were roommates for years or anything lmao.
Anything to please the public! Hahaha I don’t know. I haven’t gotten any relapse rumors in awhile. Instead, I’m pregnant every month, I have relationship issues, and I’m having lots of affairs!!
They control me and 100% of my life choices. Wow could those be less original? Like if you’re gonna start a smear campaign, at least be creative with the bullshit you’re spouting everywhere, y’know? That’s my biggest disappointment with the media lately. A lack of originality in their false reporting.