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[sojoejonas]

From Aaron Tveit to Jordan Fisher to Ian Harding to Sarah Hyland, the past five years have been some of the best of my life and let me just say: this isn’t the ending that I ever imagined, not in my wildest dreams. I wasn’t here last night and therefore, feel it isn’t fair to chime in one way or the other with my irrelevant two cents. All this said, I will officially be leaving the group. In all honesty, I’ve had one foot out the door for a while now as I struggled with muse issues but I wanted so desperately to power through it because this group has been so special to me for so long...I couldn’t imagine my life without it. I still can’t. But I guess it’s time. I do want to be clear about something: my leaving isn’t so much a direct result of fallout from last night but combining it with the lack of community and love here lately plus my muse issues and the mass exodus that’s happened, it’s definitely the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back.

Even if I wanted to stay here in this group that once felt like family, the magic has been broken, the curtain pulled back, and people’s true colors have been revealed. I’m not sure there’s anything that can be done to rectify it, not in my eyes anyway. So I’ll just say thank you. To anyone and everyone that I exchanged so little as a single word with, thank you. To my ship partners, my best friends, and those who’ve gone above and beyond for/with me, a little bit of an extra thank you to you. I will always look back on this group with fondness in my heart. I hope the next chapters for everyone are filled with joy, happiness, and unapologetic authenticity.

If anyone is interested in staying in contact, please IM me here for my personal as well as my indie page. I’ll stay logged into this account for the next few days.

All my love to all of you.

- Jaq

[sojoejonas]

@JoeJonas RT: "@VancityReynolds: If our butts would be split horizontally and not vertically, every time we’d go down a staircase it would clap. Stop imagining it!"

[sojoejonas]

mvlaney:

I am John, I am from Chicago, I’ve been nervous for thirty-five years, and I am new in town.

What’s good, John. I’m Joe, I’m homeless, I’m gay, I have AIDs, and I’m new in town. Also a huge fan of your work, in case you couldn’t already tell.

[jobrosnews]

joejonas: Happy Mother’s Day to all the awesome Moms out in the universe! Love you @mamadjonas

[so-dovey]

Do fans really think we’re all perfect? Of course I try to be a great role model and to be a good example, especially for my young fans but I am just a person too. I am messy, clothes spread all over the floor and everything. And just because I do what I do doesn’t mean I only own clothes that cost loads of money. I try to be real but yet people still give me shit for that. Am I the only one? 

[sojoejonas]

Ah the days of being a Disney kid and having to be the perfect role model 24/7. Keep in line or else they’ll make you be the new poster girl for the purity ring and no one wants that job, trust. The day your contract runs out is the day you’ll be truly free. Hang in there, Chlo.

[so-taylorswift]

FMK: Taylor Lautner, Joe Jonas, John Mayer

Fuck Joe Jonas, marry Taylor Lautner, kill John Mayer. @sojoejonas

[revival-gomez]

I’m down for that threesome.

[sojoejonas]

Tally another in the I’m For This column.

[thenewdirtypresident1x1]

I’m always bad at these types of things so I’ll keep it short and to the point.  I’m Kanye, but I’m sure most of ya’ll know that by now.  If you don’t, where have you been hidin’?  Come say hey, don’t be shy. 

[sojoejonas]

Yeez, what’s good fam? It’s been way too long.

[sojoejonas]

{text} I want to thank you for being so kind. And trying to make me laugh after what Boy G said.

text with delta: Of course, D. It was sort of a low blow on his part and that’s coming from me, the king of insensitive jokes. I could tell it really got to you. Just try to shake it off, okay?

[sodob-archive-deactivated201806]

I’ve been steadily drinking for the last couple of days and randomly emailed my agent and told him I was going to stop being an actor and try my hand at modeling. I also told him I was no longer going to be Dylan O’Brien, I was going to go by my middle name and be Rhodes O’Brien. All he responded with was that I needed to quit drinking, which rude. I’d make a pretty kick ass model, right?

[sojoejonas]

Rhodes O’Brien. That’s a fucking badass motherfucker of a name right there, bruh. Literally sounds like a Bond villain and I’m feelin’ it. Go model your ass off. It’s fun as hell.

[goodremdaily]

deltagoodrem: ✌ We make our own teams but we are also A team! 😉The Voice 2018 is filled with ♥️ and #goodvibes …!!! This Season 7 party is just getting started!! D x @joejonas @kellyrowland @boygeorgeofficial #teamdelta #thevoiceau @thevoiceau by @joedadic

[sojoejonas]

imsg: joelena 💋

S: That'll get a little too messy, don't you think?

S: Shit, I knew it. It's okay, I'm only using you for Parker so I guess we're even.

S: How are things with Scheana? She hating me yet? But I love the sound of this. When are we going? So I can leave Charlie with my mom.

J: I'm good with getting messy with ya.

J: We all have our reasons. As long as we're on the same page here.

J: She's...not your biggest fan. Just seeing how much time you spend with P. She should be taking a note from your book, tbh. But that's probably where her anger stems from. She's jealous at how natural mothering is to you and she has to work hard to do it. I was thinking this week, if you're free. Maybe Wednesday to Sunday?

[sojoejonas]

imsg: joelena 💋

S: I was talking about something else but I guess I can feed you tacos.

S: You only want me so I can take gram shots for you. Babe, you ain't going to get more followers than me.

S: But yes.

J: Can we do both? 👀

J: I wouldn't be so sure, honey buns. I'm lowkey only with you to boost my insta game. Keep your enemies close and all that jazz? 😉

J: Yes? Fuck yesss. Leave P with Scheana, steal you away for a bit, get you all to myself. Sounds like my idea of heaven.

[sojoejonas]

imsg: joelena 💋

S: You'll get over it, especially when P is in bed ;)

S: HALF OF MY HEART IS IN HAVANA OH-NA-NA.

J: You're gonna feed me tacos in bed? That's what I'm getting from this. Now I need this.

J: Does this mean you'll be my adventure partner/photographer?

[sojoejonas]

imsg: joelena 💋

S: I'll make sure to give her two.

S: Oh, what's the idea?

J: Wow. Betrayal. Utter betrayal.

J: One word: Havana.

[sojoejonas]

imsg: joelena 💋

S: I'm taking P on a date whenever I get the chance. Don't say no your your two girls are gonna be mad. I'm inserting some of my latina into her.

J: Just as long as no tacos are consumed without me. That's all I'd be pissy about.

J: I had an idea I wanted to run past you/get your opinion on.

[sojoejonas]

imsg: joe 💥 nick

Nick: I know man we aren’t jumping into anything it’s just been talk we know we want this to work this time and we want to do it right.

Nick: I know man. Maybe you could give her a hint in a subtle way to step it up and I hope things go well. If you want I can keep an eye out to see how she does

Nick: oh first vacay with the girlfriend how exciting. Now I think I need to step up my game with delta.

Joe: Well then I say go for it, brother. I had no idea you guys were that serious.

Joe: I need to talk to her. Explain what's going on, where my head's at, etc. Give her a fair shot before I have to do something I don't want to.

Joe: Yeeaaaa son. Havana is romantic as fuck. Ya boi could get. it. Cuban style jah feel? 😂 Yes, yes you do.

[sojoejonas]

Text Message > Joick

Nick: You know after hosting P, Delta has been thinking more about having kids. This time I am not as scared as I was with Sarah about this part.

Nick: Shit sorry man. Let's blame it on the 2 beers I've had all right.

Nick: It'll affect her, it already is man slowly but surely it is. I know you have always put P first which makes you a kick ass dad and I know this won't go over well with Scheana. But I think it's time you look into this and I've got your back with whatever you need.

Joe: No shit? I mean, I'd totally love for our kids to be close in age but it's not something to just jump into. It's hard as fuck brother man. Rewarding, yes. But hard.

Joe: I know it will. I just want to grab Scheana and shake her and tell her to step up her game. Cus the last thing I need in my life is legal drama and court fees. I'm planning a trip for Sel and I to havana, gonna leave P with Scheana, and if shit doesn't go perfectly, I'll definitely think about filing for sole custody a lot more seriously.