#r5rox59

[psychedelicrock]

If I were dating you I'd murder your entire family so I could have you to myself

no pls thats not what i meant no 

Drop a "If I were dating you..." In my ask.

[tumbloggingat-theendofallthings]

Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different? A. The prostitute stops f*cking you after you're dead.

That's pretty great.

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis." and the wife falls on the floor from laughing because the screen says, "Error. Not long enough."

[r5ismydrug]

Did you know you are an amazing person!? And I absolutely love your blog, GIRL!

aw thank you omg that’s really nice of you to say THANK YOU IM HAPPY YOU LOVE IT! :)

[r5ismydrug]

Does rydel have a song on the ep?

On the EP, no, but on the album, most likely ;)

[whenourstarsalign]

How do you check if your ask box is open?

Just go to your tumblr url and type in /ask at the end of the link. In this case, yours is closed. So, go to your settings and make sure its enabled! :)

[r5rares]

Did the auslly episode already air?

I'm sorry, we don't know. We don't watch Austin and Ally. :l

[r5addicts]

Ross Imagine for Savana!

"Look! It's Ross Lynch!" the little girl you're babysitting runs away from you and over to a blonde boy before you can stop her. You quickly catch up to her and pick her up. 

"I'm so sorry!" You say to the boy. 

"I told you he was Ross!" she says, and you can't help but smile.

"I'm sorry, she's a big fan of Ross and-" you stop when you finally look at the boy. He is Ross! "Oh my God, you are Ross!"  He laughs.

"Yes, I am. " he responds.  "And you two are?"

"Savana and Kelly." You say, smiling. "We're both fans." 

"You wouldn't happen to know who R5 is, would you?" Ross says, smirking as he points to your necklace. 

"I'm kind of a fangirl." You say, and you and Ross exchange numbers.

[r5ismydrug]

Do you write imagines?

I completely forgot about those! I'll try to get a start on all those requests I have, but yes I do :)