#rabbit.asks

[rabbithaver]

https://x.com/7656y/status/2035763442217603441?s=20 saw this and thought of you (begging that this is the right tweet. you might get the ninja turtles if its not. im too lazy to check)

THIS IS GALAXY BRAINED HOLY SHIT

[rabbithaver]

hi. do you want to save the future?

[rabbithaver]

Your bunnies are really cool 🤔 and you are too 👀 keep being cool bro!!!

AW this is so sweet, thank you!!! the boys think you're pretty cool yourself!

[rabbithaver]

You ARE Silver's dad irl

yup! he occupies roughly 85% of my thoughts on any given day, up to and including my dreams. i love him more than words can express, truly.

and the funny thing is that originally, calling myself his dad was just a joke. it started because it was a quick and simple way of explaining to people how much i liked him while clearly indicating what kind of interest it was. however, over time it kind of... just stopped being a joke??? now it's just, like, an accurate descriptor of how i live my life because i have unironically dedicated myself to the LARP.

silver the hedgehog is my biological son in real life who i gave birth to (in real life.) now you might be wondering how a snow leopard gave birth to a hedgehog without another parent. well, you see, through the power of love all things are possible <3

art of me and silver by @tide2k and @sonicbooom respectively 💖

[rabbithaver]

what do you MEAN they arent mammals

yeah so taxonomically speaking mobians basically can't be mammals. like not even a little bit. being a mammal necessitates being a tetrapod, which mobians aren't. the presence of mobian characters with six limbs (hands, legs, wings) indicates that the mobian lineage diverged around the same time the lobe-finned fishes (the ancestors of all modern tetrapods) did in our timeline, roughly 425 million years ago.

mobians have mammalian traits through convergent evolution, not through direct ancestry. sonic is more closely related to a lamprey than he is to a human being.

[rabbithaver]

Post more rabbits?

here's a nice pair of squishy things for you, anon! i hope you enjoy them

[rabbithaver]

my brain literally cannot parse what this is lmao

[rabbithaver]

Hello here’s some flat salads 😌 although I think your fella takes the cake for flatness champion supreme

oh my god look at her... look at her. such a perfect specimen!!! she is so shape! her soft white tummy! her beautiful floppy ears that i just know, deep in my heart, are unbelievably velvety soft! her snowy white little stompers! her beautiful minilop roman nose, perfect for kissings! she is so beautiful! she is perfect! magnificent!!! I LOVE YOUR FLAT SALAD 💖 thank you sooooo much for sharing her with me!!! please give her some snackie treats and kisses for me!!!

and yeah, i do have to say i have never seen a lagomorph capable of flatness on the level of Squig. he is... truly astonishing in his ability to dissolve his entire skeleton