#rabbitdrabbles

[parkouringrabbit]

This too is bloodweave. For @nivasichakano

When I answered the question nobody asked, "what would bloodweave in the cars universe look like?"

Astarion is a Dodge Viper, which is sometimes called a "Vampire Car." Gale is a Hyundai Kona, because the 2019 models were recalled for sudden combustion.

[parkouringrabbit]

I did some quick fanart for @dickbaggins.bsky.social 's Hashtag Boyfriends because it was so adorable and hot, and I love it so much <3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/74625841/chapters/194884591

[parkouringrabbit]

Astarion on his way to Gale's tent after he found out he had a foundry kink LMAO

A commission I had done by @kayottic1993-blog after reading this hilarious crack fic by @patheticfangirl

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65686774?view_adult=true

[parkouringrabbit]

Rabbit's Updated Page 🐇

Because I flit from one thing to the next at lightning speed! 🥕Socials Patreon Bluesky Youtube Ao3

🥕About Me

31 F living on the East Coast of the USA! Bunny and BG3 Enthusiast. Currently doing lots of VP including tutorials! I also doodle from time to time, write and post on Ao3, make shitposting posts and memes, and whatever else tickles my brain at that moment.

🥕Discords

Gale Thirstposting VP for Dummies

[parkouringrabbit]

Oops, my grass is overgrown and I've left my trashcan on the curb 2 days past the allotted time. Oh, and I've also repainted my house *without* submitting the appropriate paperwork first.

Would be a real shame if an angry HOA president came knocking on my door.

P.S,

I'm thinking about putting a chicken coop on my front lawn.

@hoapresidentgaledekarios

[parkouringrabbit]

He's happy to see you

[parkouringrabbit]

Welcome to my Page! ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

♡ ∩_∩ („• ֊ •„)♡ |￣U U￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ | | I decided to make a new little intro since I dabble in a little bit of | |everything now. So if you like horny posting, shit posting, and the| |occasional attempt at something serious, then come on down! | ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

|￣￣￣￣￣￣|   🥕 31 She/Her & Mom |    About Me  | 🥕 Full time shit poster |＿＿＿＿＿ _ | 🥕 Sometimes a writer

(\__/) ||  🥕Sometimes an artist (^ㅅ^) ||  🥕Gale Dekarios Lover / 　 づ 🥕 Bunny Lover Link Tree

Tumblr Tags! ╰☆૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ╮♡〰

Memes Writing Art Shitposting

Socials!╰☆૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ╮♡〰

Bluesky AO3 Discord: ParkouringRabbit

(\_/)💕 Psssst.... ( •-•)/>💌 Ask me to draw something stupid

More About Rabbit below the cut if you are so curious...

I'll post several facts, and one lie. See if you can spot the lie!

My username "parkouringrabbit" comes from a pet rabbit I had that would binky off walls!

I was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis in my early 20s, and have been managing it well.

I can speak a little bit of Vietnamese.

I've never been on a plane (gasp).

I have a yeehaw accent.

Once I infiltrated a ship which was housing the emporer of the local region. The bounty upon his head was high, and my fingers tingled to secure it. When I confronted the emperor, he plead for his life. His dying wish was for me to kill the person who put a hit on his head. I finished my task and collected my bounty. After careful deliberation, I fulfilled the Emporer's request free of charge. Now I am 10,000 gold richer and filled with the satisfaction of completing two bounties.

I have had 6 pet bunnies in my life!

[parkouringrabbit]

All I want for Christmas is for my anti depressants to work consistently, a cool $100mil, and a life changing orgasm. Is that too much to ask for?

My sanity is being held together by fictional men and iced coffee, and my friends, that line is very thin.

Happy holidays, and may your seasonal depression fuck off. 😌

✨️Falalala lala Fuck the patriarchy lalala✨️