#rachofrpt

[isackhadjarz]

[text] Might need you to bail me out…

( t e x t ): ur so Stupid what did u do

( t e x t): ARE U LEGIT RN

( t e x t): tell me ur joking :/

( t e x t ): im the One who should g o to jail im the petty one

[isackhadjarz]

[text] Where are you? I’m stuck talking to your uncle and he’s starting to interrogate me…

( t e x t ): .. brb my grandma is Askin me abt u .. cnant ESCAPE sos

( t e x t): lmao i cnant do htsi

[isackhadjarz]

[text] How would you feel about moving in?

( t e x t ): oh my god

( t e x t ): that would be

( t e x t ): awesome ?? are u fr

[isackhadjarz]

JACK x CAMILA

SWIGGITY SWAG

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

.............. honestly its probably camila and when jack asks her why shes gonna shrug and say “i felt like” and then shes gonna walk away eating a half melted peep

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

isnt camila a cat ... lmfao ......... but it’d be both of them if ever tho 

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

they’d try to outdo each other but johnson who’d be watching and videotaping them would win so its either neither or both DAMN

who breaks the most phones

........ i think its jack i dont KNOW IM GUESSING but its probably jack 

who dies first

me and u.... rachel we die first i dont want to answer this

which one I could see as being lactose intollerant

i blinked .. anyways ! it’d be neither like its like ice cream every week type of thing

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

JACK ... lmfao its jack especially when theyre arguing damn this will come up a lot like the taekwondo thing DID i spell that right fuvnfjkk

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

jack camila is such a BRAT she’d push him out or steal the covers even tho its jack’s house and jack would just let it slide and say like “this is the last time im letting u do this” but it would get repeated

who uses the computer most?

jack ????? this is hard

[isackhadjarz]

☂

I PUT ALL THE SOCIAL MEDIA SHIT ON HERE BECAUSE IM LAZY AF

send me a ☂ for three tweets from my muse directed at your muse

@gtgmila: go text ur hoes lmao ill always b here nd u know it

@gtgmila: JACK IS SO UGLY IM SO UGH BYE

@gtgmila: lmfao defend her not me im ok honestly(:

send me a ▲ for an instagram picture from my muse about your muse

this pic im 2 lazy lmao

“@camilacabello97: even tho im away i look at ur pictures every night pretending ur by my side”

send me a ☏ for one voicemail left by my muse on your muse's phone

“i miss you so much right now i hate being away from you i know tour just started but i miss you so bad and i cant sleep because i want to be right beside you i want you to hold me and whisper sweet nothings to me as i fall asleep i love you bye”

send me a ✉ for three texts from my muse to yours

camila to my ugly rat: i ran into her today damn i almost put my hands around her throat how do u put up with her 

camila to my ugly rat: ok lmao side with them then idc honestly but u are my boyfriend i guess what they say to me doesnt effect u (:

camila to my ugly rat: im LANDING IN 10 MINUTES KNFKFN IM SO EXCITED TO SEE UR UGLY FACE I MISS U

[isackhadjarz]

[ text: wrong number ]: Yeah no Camila and I are just friends.

[ text ]: lmao i though u were better than this 

[ text ]: im not even going to get mad anymore im gtg bye dont text me again block my number my twitter delete me out of ur life

[ text ]: wrong send u asshole

[ text ]: lmao we’re literally over if u still care anyways 

[isackhadjarz]

[ text ]: Why don’t we not talk for a while?

[ text ]: isnt that what we’ve been doing now tho ? lol

[ text ]: why u just delete my number lol

[isackhadjarz]

[ text ]: You know, I’m glad we’re over.

[ text ]: same though like

[ text ]: ur better off with that hoe anyway (: