Dec 25, 2015
me: listens to gay album while reading gay book before going to Christmas mass
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me: listens to gay album while reading gay book before going to Christmas mass
haaaaaaaaaa
person: hey, what's up?
me, holding a gallon of milk: today is the five year anniversary of one direction's formation.
person: oh, that's cool. so--
me, opening gallon of milk: one direction has been a band for five years
person: yeah..,
me, holding gallon of milk over my head: f IVe yeArS
person: uh
me, pouring a gallon of milk on my head: *sobs*
thirsting for YET ANOTHER pasty white boy... when will it end
me: bitcH DO IT LOOK LIKE I CARE
me: bc i do im extremely concerned abt u n ur well-being i hope ur having a gr8 day
my english teacher gave me 46/50 on an assignment I turned in 2 months late.., bless
radio: I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooonnnnnnnggggg--- friend: DICK
no offense but spitting wind as a euphemism for talking what do u guys think