#radfordstarter

[daniwth]

If someone is about to stab you just say, “I’ve got too much swagger for the dagger,” and they’ll leave you alone.

[alfielol]

All I need in life is a good cuddle buddy…Applications can be sent to me as of now.

[ffsbrock]

All I want is a cuddle buddy and some taco bell. Is that seriously too much to ask for?