Astatine! It's everyone's favourite radioactive element with the atomic number of 85. Astatine is the rarest natural element on the Earth's crust, so if you find some, great! Good for you, that's a really good find. If you eat astatine then your insides will become radioactive too, which will mean that you will either die or gain some form of superpowers, neither of which are legal under the Geneva convention. But do you know what will make your astatine even better? That's right, it's fresh coriander! Sprinkling some diced fresh coriander on your astatine will neutralise the radioactivity, and astatine can then be enjoyed as part of a balanced diet. Presenting your discovery of edible astatine to the National Chemistry Association, which is a thing that exists, might also mean that you get nominated for a Nobel prize, which would be a real boost to your CV. So what are you waiting for? Get some fresh coriander today and you, too, could join the ranks of Harvey Winklevorth and Gertrude von Hepple-Schtrang in the Nobel prize hall of fame. It's on sale now, and don't forget to get some before Tuesday!