May 2, 2012
don't hate me because i'm beautiful
I want you and your beautiful soul.
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I want you and your beautiful soul.
radioactivespidey replied to your post: Jason, can I come to your wedding?
You’re getting married? CAN I BE THE BEST MAN?
... definitely not.
Marriage is for assholes.
{Promptly lets go.} If I didn't know that you like me, I would think you were seriously threatening me right then.
I was seriously threatening you. I don't do close contact even if you're just trying to be dramatic.
{Raises his hands and cups Thad's face, leaning in so that their noses touched. Squinting, he stayed like that for awhile.} ...Old enough to color in the lines.
[Thad's eye twitched at the sudden closeness of their faces.] I swear to god if you don't stop touching me I will knee you in the crotch at super-speed. Do you understand?
You know what book you should read? {Hands over a coloring book with Spider-man and friends written in the front. Somehow he was carrying that around.} ... {presses it to Thad, expecting him to take it with tearful joy.}
*Thad takes a look at the cover then throws the coloring book over his shoulder*
How old do I look to you?
{Sits by.}
*Stares at*
....Something you want Spidey?
Why do we have to deal with it? Are you a Christian now?
{Stands there. Boring, this hug is boring. Grabs Jason by the waist and spins a web, turning them sharply so that they were entangled in it like a rope- hanging in the air.}
See. This is better.
{Flicks the web.} Looks like we’re in a.. sticky situation.
No, I just thought it was funny --
> he has no idea what the fuck happened but now he's hanging in the air, stuck to Spidey and surrounded by web. well, that's not christian at all. probably. bible didn't mention anything about hugging humanoid arachnids.
Nowwe're going to hell. Take lots of sunblock.
> ... snort.
Don't even start with shitty puns.
{Boop. Drops down and sets the paper bag on top of Jason's head.} Food is served. {Bow.}
Oh. Thanks, bro.
> takes the food. breakfast timeeee.
