#radiovoice

[conductor-on-grn]

i heard we were doing something like this? wait— wait, are those my files—!?

(template is by @whynotzoidbergdotorg !!)

("argh, my handwriting's awful on this! everyone look away—!")

[tellason]

Happy 7th @generalquarters !! Truly one of the best shops in 🇺🇸 and also a top bloke. // #generalquarters #losangeles #labrea #blair #radiovoice #californiauberalles (at Los Angeles, California)

[conductor-on-grn]

Ray.

………What is a “rice cooker”

- @green-bug-trapper

hi Bugsy!!

it's essentially an electric pot thing? and you have another pot that goes in it. you use it to cook rice, hence the name.

have you perchance seen something like that around?

[conductor-on-grn]

“………It says gullible on the ceiling.”

- @green-bug-trapper

it literally doesn't????? hold on.

*Some shuffling. He pokes a broom at the ceiling.*

yeah, it doesn't. Ricky, you've got to work on your fact-checking! it very much does not say gu— oh.

ohhhhh. verrrry funny, mate. actually hilarious.

[conductor-on-grn]

...Conducta'? Does every team have one of you...?

Oh shoot sorry I should introduce myself first. My name's Nicholas Kelly but uh just Nick is fine, I'm the animal handler back at RED, apologies I'm bad at introductions.

This is Brutus and Mephistopheles, the two main animals I train.

I'm still gettin' ta know people so uh, I hope we can become aquainted.

*I hold my hand out to shake yours*

-@red-animal-handler

funny story, i'm actually the only one of me around! it's probably because GRN is Global Radio Network — this team would need a radio guy more than the others would

it's a pleasure to meet you too, Nick :]

[conductor-on-grn]

BOINK‼️

BONK💥

BANG 🔥

- @zesty-lime-scout

OW ????????

mate, what in the hell was that for ?? it hurt, y'know! i'm not as athletically gifted as you are, cut me some slack.

[conductor-on-grn]

*slaps you between two slices of white bread and a piece of lettuce*

Samwich

WHAT—??????

oh. actually this isn't bad. kinda comfy in here, to be honest.

wait, hold on, don't eat me, wAIT—

[conductor-on-grn]

a little birdy told me YER BRITISH 🗣️‼️‼️an i dunno if ya know this PAL, but tea SUCKS an an YER FLAG IS NOT RED. WHITE. AND BLUe.

/j/silly

- @zesty-lime-scout

i thought this was common knowledge??? wait, i—

Lime, mate, i. i need you to look at this flag for a sec. okay? see how it has red AND white AND blue? do you see that with your eyes?

(also yes, tea does suck. UNLESS IT'S CHAI! chai is brilliant and i would make you some if you asked nicely.)