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Your Perfect Match: Caesar Zeppeli
Honorary Mention(s) Include: Lisa Lisa; Foo Fighters
Fast Facts:
Everyone knows he’s a romantic. But when he finds the love of his life? It’s like Cupid himself played target practice. Caesar is showering you with flirtatious compliments, extravagant dates, beautiful arrangements of flowers—anything he can think of to show just how much you mean to him.
Please talk to him about things you’re interested in. Even if he doesn’t find it interesting, he could listen to you talk for hours about your favorite things. Because all he wants is to see you with a smile on your face, eyes wandering around as you talk avidly about your passions.
He’s not a great cook, but he’ll try his best to impress you in the kitchen. Sometimes it works. Sometimes you order take out because he used all the noodles to create a heart out of hamon. Like I said, he’s so in love and wants you to know it all the time.
He thinks you’re adorable when you’re dozing off, and will snuggle up by your side and drape a blanket around the both of you to make sure you’re comfortable before falling asleep beside you.
Every morning he makes sure to grab you coffee from your favorite place and always asks the barista to make little hearts out of the cream. It’s usually gone by the time he gets home, leaving a faint white smudge of what the design once was, but you appreciate it anyway.
A Date Night Includes: cute around-the-town things, museums of all kinds, including art museums, sitting at the park and simply enjoying each others company, visiting the coast and watching the waves, staying in and making it a movie night.
You’re Known As ___ In Their Phone: The Best Girlfriend in the World. He’s a cheesy romantic.
Let’s Hear a Word From Your Match: “Hey, beautiful. Hope you’re not too terribly lonely without me. Miss me already? I hope to see you soon!”