BuzzFeed Unsolved Prompts
Hey guys i binge watched a bunch of bfu this one time and compiled 40 iconic prompts/one-liners from the ones I watched enjoy,,
1) "I am not in the illuminati."
2) "Maybe it's the crazy person in me."
3) "Own it (name), say lizard people out loud."
4) "Later, I promise you, you will regret that statement."
5) "I just feel so comforted right now."
6) *sees a haunted house* "This looks like Disneyland!"
7) "People have probably died in the Chipotle we just ate at."
8) "I won't argue that your logic is flawed, I just hate it because it's detrimental to my argument."
9) "Hey, we all need hobbies."
10) "Aw fuck, I'm so scared."
11) "Hope you're fuckin proud of yourself."
12) "Hey ghosts! Tussle my hair!"
13) "So, uh, I'm not actually sure where we are right now."
14) "Nah, I thought I got bit in the ass cheeks by a spider."
15) "He probably fucks the dolls - can I say that?"
16) "Should we poke it with a stick?"
17) "Oh shit, whaddup, I'm taking a selfie with some demons, yo~!"
18) "I lived my life with one adage and that is - don't fuck with demons."
19) "We better get out of this house, somebody knocked our little bear out of his little wicker chair!"
20) *something scary happens* "Where's my holy water?"
21) "We should have never talked to the demon, dude!"
22) "Whatever, demons racist, I don't respect 'em."
23) "I think this demon's a wimp!"
24) "There's gonna be poo in my sleeping bag!"
25) "You should feel foolish."
26) "Did you just call the demon a motherfucker?"
27) "That's really interesting, now lets get out of here."
28) "You laid on the floor, with your belly bared for a demon to smack!" "Yeah and he didn't!"
29) "Let's not get caught up in the bear hands."
30) "You hear that in the distance? It's the excuse train coming."
31) "Look, I'm not here as a doctor, I just wanna see some crazy shit."
32) "This is not the case slipping through my fingers!"
33) "Oh, I can still move all my limbs, I just feel very uncomfortable."
34) "How would you arrest a ghost? I guess you'd have to be a ghost - GHOST COP!"
35) "You know what, I hope you're riding a speedboat in heaven."
36) "Let's do it before I change my mind."
37) "I'm gonna be quiet now, and embrace the darkness."
38) "Just that if anyone appears in front of me, I'm gonna pee my pants."
39) "And the worst part is I haven't got my holy water - I went to eight different churches today!"
40) "Why don't you punch me in the face, smack me around a little, you wussy?"