Nov 5, 2020
If you look at where Loki puts his feet, you can see two chalk lines showing where Tom has to stand for continuity.
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If you look at where Loki puts his feet, you can see two chalk lines showing where Tom has to stand for continuity.
Thorki Week
Day 4: Human AU
They meet at the same crossing at the same time every morning for three weeks and try not to stare at each other. They sip coffee, fidget, and pretend to check their phones. They accidentally meet eyes one morning and quickly turn their heads, flustered.
They wonder about each other. What the other does for a living, his name, where he lives, what his voice sounds like, what he eats for breakfast, what kind of music he listens to, if he’s single. If he’s good in bed. If he’s straight or not. What names he moans when he comes.
They invent backstories and make Sherlock Holmes-worthy deductions about one another for three solid weeks because both of them would rather die than do something as unthinkable as strike up a conversation with a stranger. (Even a stranger that they see every day.)
Thor is convinced this tall, slim man with pretty green eyes and glossy black hair works in an art gallery somewhere, eats takeout on fine China, drinks champagne like water, hosts dinner parties at his immaculate flat every Saturday night, and masturbates to BBC period dramas.
Loki is convinced this disgustingly handsome, golden-haired alpha male with the body of a Greek god works at a gym somewhere, lives on raw eggs and whey protein, drinks beer like water, hasn’t read a book in years, and has a dick to match his sex drive—enormous, in other words.
On day 24 they speak their first words to each other. Loki steps aside to accommodate a woman in a wheelchair and bumps squarely into Thor’s chest.
“Eh-excuse me,” he stammers, and pushes himself away. Thor, enthralled by the smooth, deep voice, stupidly utters, “Thanks.”
On day 26 they finally smile at each other. On day 28 they exchange greetings and names. By day 31 they’re both showing up at the crossing ten minutes early to chat and learn more about each other. Loki works at the nearby library. Thor is a personal trainer. They’re both single.
On day 35 Thor learns Loki is incredibly introverted, likes horror movies, and lives off of frozen meals. Loki learns that Thor has just moved to the area, likes to cook, and just got out of a bad relationship. Thor makes sure to say “ex-boyfriend” very clearly, to drop the hint.
On day 37 Thor asks if Loki would like to meet up for coffee somewhere else besides the crossing. Loki smiles and says of course.
On day 41 Loki invites Thor to dinner at a small outdoor bistro. They spend more time laughing and talking than eating, and stay until closing time.
On day 49 Thor invites Loki to his apartment for a home-cooked meal. It’s light, delicious, and very brief; they don’t even make it to dessert before they’re stumbling down the hallway toward the bedroom, kissing and stripping one another’s clothes off.
“Wanted you since I first saw you,” Thor utters between kisses. “Couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
“I never dreamed this would happen,” Loki gasps. “I was absolutely certain you’d be straight. Or a prick. You were just too good to be true.”
Thor snickers and kisses him again.
They fall into bed like they fell in love: fast, hard, and with hardly a word spoken between them. Thor is an attentive lover, generous and patient, a good match for Loki’s shy nature and relative inexperience. The sex is incredible, the best either of them has ever had.
The next morning they meet at “their” crossing and stand silently side by side, smirking, avoiding each other’s eyes like a pair of naughty schoolboys with a secret. When the light changes, they clasp one another’s hands, fingers entwining, and step off the sidewalk together.
Thor • Chris Hemsworth
every day I suffer
A Masterclass in Loki Hiddles Nonsense
Douglas Noe on Instagram, 3rd November 2017: Always great to spend time with this dude! #cooldude #tomhiddleston #thorragnarok #taikawaititi #loki #luckyme #lovethisguy
Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth on the set of Thor: Ragnarok, 22nd August 2016
‘Just sellin papers with my mate @twhiddleston #PartTimeJob’