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We’re So Mature.docx

Vince: Keiji: >You're playing with a weird looking green cat with little gold wings and blue eyes. The eyes don't look quite right... Small Child Jail: Uriel: *He is mildly creeped out by the green cat thing.* Vince: Nemechi: *She stops chasing the cat toy and looks over Uriel* Small Child Jail: Uriel: *IT's loOKING AT ME WITH THOSE SOULLESS EYES*

Absurd Fusions: Raido: *IT IS NO LONGER LOOKING IN MY DIRECTION, HALLELUJAH* Small Child Jail: Uriel: *He decides to go back to using his chalk pastels. Maybe then the minty cat will stop staring* Vince: Nemechi: I'm Nemechi! Wanna sign a contract!? Vince: Nemechi: You'll be able to live forever and ever and ever! Vince: Nemechi: But when I call on you, you'll have to come! Vince: Nemechi: And it lasts! For eternity! Small Child Jail: Uriel: Uh Vince: Nemechi: But don't worry! I'm only a go-between person! I call on you, and you start serving a devil summoner who talked to me! ...For the right price, of course! Small Child Jail: Uriel: A...devil summoner...? Vince: Nemechi: Uh-huh! Vince: Nemechi: Like Keiji! But Keiji isn't the only one who can talk to me! Vince: Nemechi: I'm a computer virus! Hehe! So I can go into anyone's system! Vince: Nemechi: And I spread! Small Child Jail: Uriel: ........I... See. Vince: Keiji: Man, I love cats... They're so cute... and fluffy... Small Child Jail: Uriel: Forgive me for asking, but... What is a "devil summoner"? What do they do...? Vince: Keiji: Oh, I just summon demons and stuff. Vince: Keiji: I guess I sorta saved the world and stuff? Average high schooler sorta things like that.

Small Child Jail: uri; raph help there's a minty cat computer virus trying to make some sort of contract with me

Small Child Jail: Uriel: Oh! I know what those are, then. Vince: Keiji: Some of 'em use their demons for evil, though. But... I can't say those people are really "evil"...? But more desperate, I guess. Some are actually really good people. It's just it was either they do bad things or people close to them get hurt. Vince: Keiji: Like the Phantom Society. ...Actually, my GUMP was owned by one person like that. They were "bad" because their wife and son were murdered, and they'd be next. Vince: Keiji: So they died, Leader bought this thing, and I cracked the code and got myself my very own GUMP! Small Child Jail: Uriel: *He nods* I see. Unfortunately, I don't think I can accept. Vince: Nemechi: That's too bad, mister! Oh well! Vince: Nemechi: That's okay, though! I have many more demon friends I can call on to help Devil Summoners all over strive to do whatever they wanna do! Small Child Jail: Uriel: *He nods* Vince: Nemechi: I was made by the Phantom Society, too! They're considered bad, bad people! So I guess I was created for evil, but I do what I want, so it's okay! Because I prefer helping people! Small Child Jail: Uriel: *He nods again. Can those eyes get any more soulless...?* Vince: Nemechi: So I sniff people's D-souls!

Absurd Fusions: raido; dick joke

Small Child Jail: Uriel: You what Vince: Nemechi: I sniff people's D-souls! Small Child Jail: Uriel: ..........*Snrrrrrrrrrrk* Absurd Fusions: Raido: *HEHEHEHE* Vince: Nemechi: Well, I like D-souls! I eat them! Absurd Fusions: Raido: *HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE* Small Child Jail: Uriel: *TRYING NOT TO LAUGh* Vince: Nemechi: What's everyone laughing about? Vince: Nemechi: D-souls are very serious business! Absurd Fusions: Raido: *go ahead, i did the first time until Narumi realized why and hit me with his hat* Small Child Jail: Uriel: *There he goes. Full blown laughter over here* Absurd Fusions: Raido: *hehehehhHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE* Small Child Jail: Uriel: *hhHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE* Absurd Fusions: Raido: *he starts laughing so hard he falls off his chair* Vince: Keiji: Haha, very funny, you guys. Small Child Jail: Uriel: *He's laughing hard enough that he has to put his head down on the table he's sitting at. And then he recalls "I eat D-souls" and laughs even harder* Vince: Nemechi: Raido's D-souls are really happy usually! It's nice being around him! Small Child Jail: Uriel: *i caN'T BREATHE I'm laUGHING TOO HARD* Absurd Fusions: Raido: *snjbhjd* oh it's happy all right *heheheheheh* Vince: Nemechi:? Small Child Jail: Uriel: *AKHAKJCHADKJGSDKJGFSKJBFKJADGF ITS WORse im laUGHING SO HARD IT's noW SILENT LAUGHTER* Vince: Nemechi: Why's everyone laughing, Keiji? I don't understand humans! They're weird! Vince: Keiji: I-if you don't understand humans, why are you coming to me about it?! Vince: Nemechi: But you didn't answer the question! Vince: Nemechi: So I went to Keiji instead! Vince: Nemechi: Because if the least human here doesn't answer, then I'll resort to asking the second least! Small Child Jail: Uriel: *WHEEZINg* Vince: Keiji: Look, I know that little Visual Quest thing isn't normal, but I'm totally human other than that... little.... drawback! Absurd Fusions: Raido: *DYING*

Small Child Jail: uri; RAPHAEL HELP I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN't breATHE AND IT's GETTING WORSE Absurd Fusions: raphael; i dont see the issue here Absurd Fusions: raphael; whats so funny anyway Absurd Fusions: rapahael; i wanna laugh too Small Child Jail: uri; direct quote: "I like D-souls! I eat them!" Absurd Fusions: raphael; LOUD SNORTING NOISE Small Child Jail: uri; "Raido's D-souls are really happy usually!" Absurd Fusions: raphael; oh man

Vince: Keiji: Raido, I swear, why do you always laugh when I'm the butt of the joke Vince: Nemechi: I wasn't joking! Vince: Keiji: Not helping me, Nemechi! Small Child Jail: Uriel: *He snorts, and resumes laughing. This time even harder* Absurd Fusions: Raido: I'm not *wheeze* laughing *dies* at you this time *dying* Vince: Nemechi: But anyway! I'm the really nice one! I can imitate concern! Vince: Nemechi: That makes me different from both Raido and Keiji! Absurd Fusions: Raido: H-hey, I can b-be concerned! Vince: Keiji: I agree with him. For once Small Child Jail: Uriel: *THESE ARE ACTUAL TEARS STREAMING DOWN HIS FACE. HE IS LAUGHING THAT HARD* Vince: Nemechi: I've never seen you do it, Raido! Absurd Fusions: Raido: I WILL FIGHT YOU Vince: Keiji: DUDE YOU WANNA FIGHT NE EVEN WHEN I AGREE WITH YOU Vince: Keiji: CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF MAN Absurd Fusions: Raido: I thought you meant Nemechi. But I'll fight your cat Small Child Jail: Uriel: *IM DYING GOODBYE MY SOUL HAS LEFT MY MORTAL BODY* Vince: Keiji: You thought I was talking about Nemechi? Vince: Keiji: Nemechi is a lady Absurd Fusions: Raido: nNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO Absurd Fusions: Raido: what Absurd Fusions: Raido: You called him a he earlier Vince: Keiji: This Nemechi is a lady. Vince: Keiji: Nnnnnoooo I didn't Vince: Keiji: The cats are ladies and the octopi are dudes. Absurd Fusions: Raido: Oh Vince: Keiji: And the puffballs are agender. Absurd Fusions: Raido: I'm still fighting your cat Vince: Keiji: Go ahead, fight my cat. Absurd Fusions: Raido: *YESS* Small Child Jail: Uriel: *Are y'all done talking about [snorts] D-souls* Vince: Nemechi: I can't fight, Raido! But I can summon people for you to fight! Absurd Fusions: Raido: That's not you, then is it Vince: Nemechi: *she mews and proceeds to summon a Cerberus and Lucifroz* Vince: Nemechi: That's all I feel like doing today, Raido! Come back tomorrow if you want more demons! Absurd Fusions: Raido: *ggggggggggHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH* Small Child Jail: Uriel: *okay he's calming down* Vince: Lucifroz: You know what I'm dealing with today? NOT. THIS. THERE'S A POINT WHERE YOU HAVE TO DRAW A LINE Small Child Jail: Uriel: *SKHCSKJHSJDKHFKJSDHFKJAKCHDJKHCKDJA LAUGHING AGAIN*

Small Child Jail: uri; RAPHAEL THERES A SNOWMAN TAT WAS SUMmoNED AND IT IMMEDIATELY YELLED tHAT IT WAS NOT DEALING WITH THIS TODAY PLEASE SEND HELP MY SIDES ARE IN LOW ORBIT Absurd Fusions: raph; im not gonna go get them Small Child Jail: uri; PLEASE RAPH I SOUND LIKE A HYENA, HELp Absurd Fusions: raph; i cant hear you yet laugh a bit louder

Vince: Keiji: Wreck my cat man Vince: Keiji: It deserves it Small Child Jail: Uriel: *wrecK MY CAT* Absurd Fusions: Raido: *IM COMIN TO WREK UR CAT RIGHT IN ITS D-SOULS* Vince: Keiji: C'mere, Lucy. I've got something for you. Small Child Jail: Uriel: *hehehhe* D-destroy that pussy? *HYENA LAUGHTER* Absurd Fusions: Raido: *he busts out laughing again* Vince: Lucifroz: My name's not Lucy! It's Lucifroz! LUCIFROZ! Vince: Keiji: You two are really mature, you know that Absurd Fusions: i didnt even notice him calling froz lucy Absurd Fusions: Raido: Thanks Vince: Keiji: Fine, bro, be like that, *he just throws a flower at Lucifroz* Take your dumb flower Small Child Jail: Uriel: Pussy destroyer 2k15 *SKFHADKJFADKHFDAKHJFDAJK I AM MAKING THIS WORSE FOR MYSelf* Vince: Keiji: Raido, make me get off of the floor. I don't feel like moving Absurd Fusions: Raja Naga: *here i am dududud* WHO'S MAKIN DIK JOKES WITHOUT ME Small Child Jail: Uriel: *that's a snake. ..........but is it a trouser snake?* Vince: Cerberus: *he sniffs at Raja Naga* Absurd Fusions: Raja Naga: *yes i am* Small Child Jail: Uriel: *im fucking dead* Vince: Keiji: Nope too late I'm just gonna lie here forever Absurd Fusions: Raido: *looks down at keiji. and lies down next to him* this feels nice Vince: Keiji: Yeah man I agree Absurd Fusions: Raido: me too Small Child Jail: Uriel: *JESUS CHRIST DONT SAY THAT SHIT WHEN IM BEING IMMATURE IM LAUGHING EVEN HARDER NOW* Vince: Nemechi: *she sits on Raido's face* Small Child Jail: Uriel: *Hhhhheeee's finally fallen out of his chair. He is laughing that hard* Absurd Fusions: Raido: *JFJKL* Vince: Nemechi: I'm trying to be like a real cat! Vince: Nemechi: So I asked Gouto and Goto for advice! Vince: Keiji: Gee, Raido, when did you get so good looking Vince: Keiji: Love that new hat man Small Child Jail: Uriel: *ISRKJADIJHASFKHAFJHADKDKJHFKEAJNF* Vince: Keiji: That green just looks so good on you Small Child Jail: Uriel: *I THINK I NEED TO LEAVE* Absurd Fusions: Raido: *he's giving nemechi a flat look* Vince: Nemechi: *she gets off* Small Child Jail: Uriel: *gIVE ME A MINUTE TO CALM DOWN* Vince: Keiji: Sorry I mistook you for my cat Absurd Fusions: Raido: thanks* Small Child Jail: Uriel: *okay he's calm* Vince: Keiji: Yo, Raido, I have a gift for you Absurd Fusions: Raido: Oh, what now

Absurd Fusions: @daku do you mean raido and keiji arent totally gay for each other Vince: otp Absurd Fusions: that better be a joke Vince: .... Vince: ..... Vince: ........ Absurd Fusions: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE Vince: ............ Vince: it was slightly a joke but mostly not Small Child Jail: Oh my god Absurd Fusions: AKJSDBNLHNFAILSD Absurd Fusions: I WILL SHIP THAT Vince: same Absurd Fusions: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE Absurd Fusions: I WAS JOKING

Vince: Keiji: *he gives Raido a banana* Small Child Jail: Uriel: *He gets off the floor, and collects his art stuff* Absurd Fusions: Raido: *he stares* Keiji, I don't know what you're trying to do, but I learned how to eat these without looking totally suggestive. Your loss. Vince: Keiji: Zeed stole a bunch of bananas and so I had like Small Child Jail: Uriel: *ABDASKJHFSAKNBDKNADBFKNDAFBDAJKBFDAKJBFADKJB FUCK* stOP BEING GAY I'LL DIE LAUGHING Vince: Keiji: Two crates of bananas Vince: Keiji: And I don't need two whole crates of bananas okay Absurd Fusions: Raido: Stop being happy? What? Vince: Keiji: He means homosexual Small Child Jail: Uriel: *KHADFSDKJHFKJSDH FUCKING CHRIST I THOUGHT I WAS GOOD NOPE* Absurd Fusions: Raido: No. You can't make me Vince: Keiji: Wow... it's illegal to love humans now... Small Child Jail: Uriel: Excuse me, I need to leave before I pISS MYSELF LAUGHING Vince: Keiji: Please what did homosapiens do wrong Small Child Jail: Uriel: *HAKFAEJKFHKDAJH* I don't like to stooping to my nastier fellow's level, but fiLTHY Vince: Keiji: I'm not filthy Absurd Fusions: Raido: Please don't piss yourself Vince: Keiji: Zeed is my demon, he stole bananas because Raidou showed a liking for bananas and he thought all humans loved bananas Vince: Keiji: So he tried to make me happy by giving me bananas Small Child Jail: Uriel: *IM THINKING ABOUT THIS INAPPROPRIATELY KADHCKJDFJKAD* Vince: Keiji: And so I now have more bananas than I know what to do with Absurd Fusions: Raido: You can give me your bananas anytime Vince: Keiji: Thanks bro, will do Small Child Jail: Uriel: *ACHAEKBFSAKNFKSNFKBASKBMDHCDKAJFKEJBD FUCKFUCKFUCK IM LAUGHING AGain* Vince: Keiji: Dude what's so funny abot some guys liking bananas Absurd Fusions: Raido: *he finally realizes it and he just. rolls over and dies*

Small Child Jail: uri; RAPHAEL WHERE ARE YoU Absurd Fusions: raph; why Small Child Jail: uri; i need to be around something substantially more holy than humans rn Absurd Fusions: raph; do you want to play candy land or something i found board games Small Child Jail: uri; that's fine

Vince: Keiji: Raido are you dying Absurd Fusions: Raido: Think about what I just said Small Child Jail: Uriel: Think....very, very hhhhar-- long, LONG, about what he said Absurd Fusions: Raido: ..... Hard and long, angel? Vince: Keiji: You guys need to get your minds out of the gutter Small Child Jail: Uriel: *SJCSDKJHFKADJHFKJAHDFKJHDA FucK* I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT Absurd Fusions: Raido: I am sorry Vince: Keiji: Raido... Why... Absurd Fusions: Raido: sorry Small Child Jail: Uriel: *jesus christ* Don't talk to me right now, I need a minute to pull myself together Vince: Lucifroz: *he is pouting un the corner* Vince: Keiji: Dude what if I pit banana peels everywhere

Absurd Fusions

[1:59:11 AM] (´｡xω x｡`): so does this mean if [1:59:15 AM] (´｡xω x｡`): raido/keiji is real [1:59:28 AM] (´｡xω x｡`): raido does some speed dating while he’s time traveling [1:59:35 AM] (´｡xω x｡`): DOES HE ADMIRE THAT NIcE BRA [2:00:04 AM] 7500 screaming bees: well yes but he also admires keiji while staring at female butts. he likes that aesthetic but someone is not carrying on the line [2:00:09 AM] 7500 screaming bees: raidou can do that shit [2:00:11 AM] 7500 screaming bees: i guess

Absurd Fusions: Raido: Then Raidou would die Vince: Keiji: My luck stat is 3 Vince: Keiji: I'd die first for sure Vince: Keiji: Okay but what if I just lied here for a while Vince: Keiji: Actually, scratch that, Leader might freak and think I'm dead Vince: Keiji: And then he'll cry and then I'll cry and we'll all cry Vince: Keiji: I'd cry because I made Leader sad and that's a crime on its own Vince: Keiji: Or maybe I can try being like Juliet or whatever Vince: Keiji: Fake-deadż Small Child Jail: Uriel: Okay, okay, I think I'm good. Emphasis on "think" Vince: Keiji: Suuurrreee you areeeeee Small Child Jail: Uriel: I'm totally fine Vince: Keiji: Sure. Small Child Jail: Uriel: Yyyyyep, I beat down my immaturity Vince: Keiji: Suuuuuure Small Child Jail: Uriel: I'm finished, I swear! Vince: Keiji: Mh-hm. Vince: Keiji: I believe you. Absurd Fusions: Raido: ... .... *try very hard not to laugh. sit up and make eye contact. die laughing* Small Child Jail: Uriel: ffffFFFFUCK ME WITH A LONG METAL POLE Absurd Fusions: Raido: *LAUGHING HARDER* Vince: Keiji: You act like a children Vince: Keiji:...Child Absurd Fusions: Raido: "Children"?! *LAUGHING HARDER* Vince: Keiji: Shhhhush Vince: Keiji: You're acting like Yu-ichi Vince: Keiji: Except Yu-ichi is like a lil bro and you look like an old man Small Child Jail: Uriel: *i need jesus rn* Absurd Fusions: Raido: *he immediately stops laughing* I DO NOT LOOK OLD Absurd Fusions: Raido: I'LL FIGHT YOU Vince: Keiji: I don't feel like moving Small Child Jail: Uriel: Not in bed, I'd hope Absurd Fusions: Raido: wHAT WAS THAT Small Child Jail: Uriel: Nothing, nothing at all. Ignore me. Vince: Keiji: Ewww, he's 17, I'm 18. Vince: Keiji: But he could be a grandpa Absurd Fusions: Raido: *he sits up and socks Keiji in the shoulder* Vince: Keiji: Ow! Small Child Jail: Uriel: That's.... Only a year difference Vince: Keiji: *he sits up and punches Raido back* Absurd Fusions: Raido: *so he punches Keiji again* Vince: Keiji: *and he punches Raido back* Vince: Keiji: *and he lies back down again* Small Child Jail: Uriel: *He sets his art stuff down on the table in a neat and organized pile* Vince: Keiji: Raido, what should I do? I feel bored but I don't want to move Vince: Cerberus: *This is your art stuff? Too bad I'll sit here now* Small Child Jail: Uriel: Hey! Beat it! Vince: Cerberus: *he gets off the table* Small Child Jail: Uriel: Thank you Absurd Fusions: Raja: Just beat it Vince: Cerberus: *he sits on Keiji and sniffs at Raido* Absurd Fusions: Raido: *hi puppy* Small Child Jail: Uriel: *He slowly sits down at the table* Vince: Keiji: Help Vince: Cerberus: I refuse to be ignored in favor of cats! Small Child Jail: Hikaru: *YO I HEARD SEX JOKES MY TIME TO SHINE* Uri likes it in tha butt *BYE LEAVING BEFORE I GET KANNUKI THROWN TO THE SUN* Absurd Fusions: Raido: *well ok that happened* Small Child Jail: Uriel: i dO NOT Small Child Jail: Uriel: I sincerely swear that I do not! Absurd Fusions: Raido: She thinks you do Small Child Jail: Uriel: I see that! Small Child Jail: Uriel: A-anyway! Absurd Fusions: Raido: Huh? Small Child Jail: Uriel: Moving...away... From the inappropriate jokes... Absurd Fusions: Raido: Oh, right Small Child Jail: Uriel: *HA I spoke without making an innuendo* R-right. Absurd Fusions: Raja: You're all boring now. Take it up the ass Small Child Jail: Uriel: E..excuse me? Absurd Fusions: Raja: Wellll, since most of you angels are sissies and virgins, how would you know you don't like it up the ass Absurd Fusions: Raido: *he looks horrified to say the least* Small Child Jail: Uriel: I Small Child Jail: Uriel: How do you know you don't like the taste of shit? Absurd Fusions: Raja: We don't. Small Child Jail: Uriel: *He mutters something alomg the lines of "screw demons"* Absurd Fusions: Raja: Go for it Small Child Jail: Uriel: tHAT ISN'T WHAT I SAID Absurd Fusions: Raja: Speak up, then Small Child Jail: Uriel: *his face is an absolutely stunning shade of azure! but anyway, he turns his head away from Raja* You just need better ears. Absurd Fusions: Raja: Biology lesson! Snakes don't have bigass ears. Lesson two. Whales have fl- Absurd Fusions: Raido: THAT'S ENOUGH Small Child Jail: Uriel: Whales have what?? Absurd Fusions: Raido: Don't ask, and don't tell Small Child Jail: Uriel: ...Fair enough Absurd Fusions: Raja: Laaaaaaaaame Small Child Jail: Uriel: The only lame thing here is your sense of decency! Absurd Fusions: Raja: ... Huh, maybe not to you it ain't. Small Child Jail: Uriel: ..??? Absurd Fusions: Raja: Forget it, pipsqueak Small Child Jail: PIPSQUEAK Absurd Fusions: rajas probably huge Small Child Jail: HAIL, URIEL, OF LIGHTNING, TERROR, AND PIPSQueakS Small Child Jail: Uriel: My name is not "pipsqueak"! Absurd Fusions: Raja: It is now Small Child Jail: Uriel: No, it's not! Absurd Fusions: Raja: Whatever, pip Small Child Jail: Uriel: Cut it out! My name is Uriel! Absurd Fusions: Raja: Pipsqueak Uriel Small Child Jail: Uriel: I don't have "pipsqueak" anywhere in my name! Absurd Fusions: Raja: Nicknameee Small Child Jail: Uriel: Nooooooooooooo Small Child Jail: Uriel: I'm not a pipsqueak Absurd Fusions: Raja: *he kinda. gets off his ass and looks down at Uri* Small Child Jail: Uriel: *HOLY SHIT* You're just....really....long.... Body wise. Absurd Fusions: Raja: If I had legs, I'd still be over you. Small Child Jail: Uriel: You would not! *He huffs, and folds his arms over his chest* Absurd Fusions: Raja: Uh huh. Sure Small Child Jail: Uriel: You would't be bigger than me, then. Absurd Fusions: Raja: Whatever you think. I'm bored Small Child Jail: Uriel: And what do you want me to do about that?? Absurd Fusions: Raja: *he shrugs* Small Child Jail: Uriel: *that's what I thought* Absurd Fusions: *ok so raido woke up and put raja back in its tube, got cerberus off keiji ad probably went to bed the end*

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