#rakni

[nyugalom-tengere]

A barátság olyan mint a fej. Ha egyszer levágják, akkor vissza lehet rakni, de feléledni már nem fogsz utána.

[all-the-words-i-failed-to-say]

Drágám, a feltűnési viszketegséged nem fogja a fejedre rakni a koronát.

[carapacereadssomecomics]

Critically important question:

Rakni: Why does Scrooge McDuck have scraps of leather tied to the top of his feet?

[carapacereadssomecomics]

Do Changelings even wear clothes?

Khepri: Rakni does sometimes?

[carapacereadssomecomics]

Dear Rakni, if I may politely request to discuss matters of the heart, could you please elaborate on how you are, and I quote, "taken"? My apologies if my words come off too strongly, but I have a curious nature, and I simply must know the identity of the character fortunate enough to have earned such a place within thine heart! I also apologize for using slightly outdated words such as "thine" in (what I think is still) casual conversation.

Rakni: I return! The questions of the Dark One are an irresistible lure!

Thou can use thine, for a thine is like fine wine! Just... Don't draw attention to it. I hate when people draw attention to what wordplay they use, takes all the fun out of it.

Regardless! My special somechangeling goes by the name Thunderstrike! Say hello dearest!

Thunderstrike: Hello there!

Rakni: No no, say hello. Not type hello.

Yes, much better!

[carapacereadssomecomics]

Rakni sounds like she's on drugs. What's up with that? Is that a clan thing, or is she just weird?

Cancer: Did you know she has sixteen asks here?

Well, fifteen now that I've hijacked this one.

And yeah, that's how their Clan acts. If anything, she's a lot more lucid than I've heard they are by reputation.

[carapacereadssomecomics]

Rakni: I see from the eleven asks I have yet to answer that I have aroused your curiosity. That is good! Without curiosity we would be as mere ducks. Flapping in a pond, eating scraps of bread and admiring our bizzarely corkscrewing phaluses. Sadly for you, I grow weary of this audience. Further illumination must await when I have had my rest, and shall come in accordance with my whims and ways and waves. For like the ocean, I must sleep for four hours out of every day. Perhaps I shall dream of books on tape. That often occurs when I fall asleep listening to books on tape. Farewell!

[carapacereadssomecomics]

So, does Rakni (whom, I assume, chose her name because of the phonetic similarity to "arachnid") enjoy creating clothing with her silk, given that she was attracted to the Carousel Boutique? And is the fashion of Aranea Changelings notably different from that of ponies?

Rakni: You see Dark One? "Does Rakni". Who was this for, I wonder? The young royal? The metallic miscreant? Mayhaps the Deep One?

Most certainly, 'tis most often the Clan from which I hail who takes in the fashions of the hairier equines. Our coats may not be pastel, but black goes with everything and everything returns to the black sooner or later. For some, sooner than others.

Rakni's silk is something or a rare commodity. How much should one pay for a scarf extracted and woven from the rear of a Princess, I idly wonder? More than from Araneans of lesser status, one would suppose.