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RAM DAD pt2

More doodles of Schlatt papa

Young Dionysus, learning how to speak: Dad, what does "thot" mean?

Hades, with a grin: Someone who's very thoughtful.

[Later, at the dinner table]

Dionysus: Mom, can you pass me the salt?

Persephone: Sure, Zagreus. Here you go.

Dionysus: Thanks mom, you're such a thot!

Persephone: [Spits out the wine].

Dua, He who pets my cat! Dua, He who placed me in my mother’s womb! Dua Khnum!

Sweet potatoes and spinach for breakfast. 🌱

Thank you for being in my life, and thank you for being so gentle with me.

Dionysus: I was arguing with dad and he said that I was right, what should I do?

Persephone: Tell him that you're sorry and that you didn't want to be right.

Hades: Despite his criminal mind, Hermes has been behaving really well around here lately.

Persephone: We should gift him something, everybody likes gifts.

Hades: But what can we give him?

Persephone: Well, what did Zeus give to you when you made peace?

Hades: Uhh he gave me you.

Persephone: Hermes! You can take my son, he's yours now.

Dionysus: EXCUSE YOU?

Hermes: Thanks a lot! I'll take care of him!

Dionysus: EXCUSE YOU???

Dionysus, walking into Hades and Persephone’s bedroom in the middle of the night: I... I had a bad dream.

Persephone: What was it about?

Hades: No, don’t ask him that!

Persephone: Why not?

Hades: Cause he’ll answer!

Dionysus, hugging Hades from behind: Daaaad, tell me i'm pretty.

Hades, gently patting his head while smiling: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you're, son.

Hades: Alright, time for plan 2.

Persephone: Don't you mean "plan B"?

Hades: That would limit me to 27 plans and with your son's wrongdoings it's not enough for me.

Dionysus: [Awkward silence]

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