seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from Singapore
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Bangladesh
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Switzerland
seen from France
seen from Singapore
"I understand that the Yordle champion Rumble has been raving about burning all humans to death. No wonder his peers cast him out. That kind of ignorant hate only reinforces Noxian anti-yordle sentiment… The things that come to light when closer attention is paid."
Roleplays to keep in mind: Thresh
your-little-executioner : Don't know if this is finished or not. If it is, don't be afraid to let me know, then I can start formulating an ask/starter for Derrick & her, that is if you don't mind.
ram-steed-reports : Not necessarily an rp thing, but I just need to remind myself that Thresh needs to keep checking in on the reporter. I saw the question to Tybresa, so I know it's getting done.
zhazzxiii: Thresh needs to bring her to his office. Need to figure out what's in there and the layout.
formerassassinezra: Ezra just asked what Thresh would do with a soul as clean as his own.
the-little-vocalist: Thresh needs to teach Kirtasen how to fly!
{If there are any others I forgot, let me know!}
"Mistress Tybresa, how are you?" Ram Steed smiled and offered her a seat "I have received an inquiry about summoners and their rankings. Naturally I came to you first. Care to help me compile a... More or less, a pamphlet?"
The woman let out a soft, weary sigh as she stepped inside the jounalist's offices, having skipped the common courtesy of knocking for she knew she was expected.
"I am doing quite well, thank you - though I hope there is a good reason as to why I have been summoned away from my duties. I have been told you wanted to speak to me?" She spoke out, her movements fluid as she went towards the offered seat, only to make herself comfortable and cross her legs over one another, conveying her an air of feminine confidence.
She listened to what he had to say, and even found it in herself to smile, pleasantly surprised at what she was hearing.
"Well, this is a subject I am more than knowledgeable in, and most happy to share information on. Ask, and I shall do my best to answer, as much as I am allowed to say. Though, I must also ask in return - what do you intend to do with this ... pamphlet?"
// ram-steed-reports
The Price of Facts and Fictions
Caution, the guiding principle of the Demacian Royal Service, was about to become a more pressing concern for the man who professed to make his living by writing the truth. An agent of caution, wrapped in black canvas and cold conviction, left the light blue envelope where it couldn't be missed.
Inexplicably, It sat in the middle of the desk belonging to Ram Steed, in the Institute of War private offices behind lock and key. It was simply there in he morning, looking for all the world like quite an ordinary letter. Hence, it made its presence known instantly.
The words Dear Ram Steed ran across its back in dull black ink. It waited, silent and patient, to be opened.
The Demacian Royal Service sends its regards to the honorable Ram Steed. It has come to our attention that an agent from Noxus has been sending anonymous messages to some of Valoran's bravest journalists, hoping to submit anti-demacian propaganda as truth. Do not be fooled. Any proof provided is a fabrication. Accepting payment in return for the publication of falsehoods is a punishable crime. As a service to you, we give you this warning. We also continue to permit the proliferation of your publications throughout Demacia.
-May you remain in the Institute's good graces.
ram-steed-reports replied to your post:"I’m very disappointed in all of you…"
"Quinn is looking into becoming a stripper?…"
"Absolutely not." Quinn frowned "For some reason these greyfaces and...Fiddlesticks decided they wished to give me a name for a profession I would never have."
Top five ways of torturing Ram Steed, if you were to ever get his soul
"Seriously? I’ve heard of all the things he’s done, but he hasn’t harmed me yet. Besides, there’s only one way to torture that man under my jurisdiction:
And that would be to leave it to all the people he has slandered or misrepresented. After all, I of all people should know that the worst torture is by the hands of those you’ve tortured…”
Top five souls you want to collect
"The top five souls…
This is off record, right? I’ve heard a certain Ram Steed has been snooping around…
In any case, these are the top five are souls of people whom I want to collect after they die. Some people deserve existence, in whatever form. And some people don’t deserve death…
Jasmine, even though I haven’t seen her for a while…
Derrick, my courier, especially if he were to die young.
Kodi, as he’s my friend.
Lucian. Senna needs proper company, and I want them to become the very thing they wrongfully hunted down.
Vayne. She doesn’t differentiate against children: to her, corruption is corruption, and she’d kill you all the same. Such a woman deserves an eternity of torture, not praise for her so-called justice
The Champions' Chronicle #1 - Ram Steed Makes Horsesh*t?
Welcome to the first installment of The Champions' Chronicle. My intention with this is to seek out and bring you a real insight into the lives and personalities of our Champions here at the Institute of War, as well as reporting on other goings-on. For this first installment, I, Steward-Summoner Ryugi Kazamaru, would like to take a moment to turn the eye of scrutiny upon another recent return to the writing world...
Far be it from me to question another journalist's methods, but, then again, ram-steed-reports is no ordinary journalist. It has recently come to the attention of the Steward Council that he has been publishing falsified and heavily exaggerated claims relating to League Champions such as The Unforgiven, the Sinister Blade, the Exile, The Megling Gunner, The Master Tactician, The Shadow of War and countless others.
Reports of attacks on the man have begun to surface due to outrageous claims and the effects on many lives as a direct result of his articles. One such individual, who did not wish to be named, was even called a "Whore" and attacked verbally after the man published a highly exaggerated and untruthful gossip-filled article regarding the individual.
Some may remember how this man worked to get to the bottom of worrying rumors around the time that the infamous Kalamanda Incident was taking place by interviewing champions like Brand, the Burning Vengeance. His most famous run-in was an interview with the Demon Jester, in which he was brutally attacked, and nearly killed.
It seems that the man's noble pursuits, however, died in the attack, and since his return to the scene after the Journal of Justice fell through, he has produced nothing but slander, gossip, and libelous claims, and published them under the guise of truth.
In closing, this amateur journalist and Steward of the League would like to remind all who may read of Steed's work to discredit it as works of pure fiction. He is an insult to all who call themselves journalists. We, the Stewards, would also like to inform any and all League Champions that Ram Steed is in no way under League Protection as an independent journalist. We cannot control what champions do off the fields any more than we can control what he writes in his works of fantasy. How you decide to use that information is up to you.
That said, going forward, I hope that I will be able to bring you insight into who these champions truly are as people. They are more than celebrities, more than eye-candy fighting for your amusement, they are Champions, individuals, each with a story to tell, and it is my wish to bring that to all of you.
Until next time, dear readers.
~ Steward-Summoner Kazamaru
