A life spent serving the six German gods of rock
1) Sexuality? Whatever Frau Schneider demands.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? My soulmate, who is obviously Till Lindemann Jk. Basically, five awesome young musician human beings I can start a life changing band with.
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. “ Of clearing the way for a fresh-democratic, searching,”
4) What do you think about most? My non-existent band, and my non-existent relationships with them, like how I would ask my non-existent band member to drop off an Amazon return for me because I’m at work, and we’re family at this point and all....
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say? Have you seen John?
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Depends on whether I just had sex or not....
7) What's your strangest talent? I can sing bass notes, that most women physically cannot. It’s very strange.
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence) Girls have boobs, Boys have moobs. Yay! I’m so creative!
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you? I bet I do....
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar? Last night
11) Do you have any strange phobias? Chewing, and talking to people I don’t like, and being stuck on stage without being able to move around or leave.
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? the real questions here is: who hasn’t?
13) What's your religion? I practice a very complex new religion consisting of the re imagining of time, lead by six German rock gods.
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Walking my dog. while talking to myself awkwardly pretending to talk to my dog....
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? depends on what I’m trying to do
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Well, that was easy..Rammstein of course
17) What was the last lie you told? I told myself I was ugly.
18) Do you believe in karma? Yes
19) What does your URL mean? It means my best friend is fucked as a human
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? Sex.
21) Who is your celebrity crush? I have many...
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? If I said no, it must mean i’m carzy. Luckily I’m not that crazy
23) How do you vent your anger? I sit and write a sad poem in my journal and get over it
24) Do you have a collection of anything? Do lovers count?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? I like to talk to people in person.
26) Are you happy with the person you've become? No fucking way
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love? I hate the sound of chewing, I love the sound of Till existing
28) What's your biggest "what if"? What if I actually chose the ribeye instead of the strip steak?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? I’ve met both my friends.
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. Right-passport left-wine
31) Smell the air. What do you smell? Burning things
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to? The DMV
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast? The Gulf of Mexico
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? Till Lindemann
35) To you, what is the meaning of life? To fuck, eat, shit, and pretend I somehow matter
36) Define Art. Pain, with a little bit of euphoria, but mostly a lot of pain.
37) Do you believe in luck? I believe in creating it
38) What's the weather like right now? Darkness
39) What time is it? Night
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Yes
41) What was the last book you read? Writing Drama TV
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline? Yes
43) Do you have any nicknames? Tillywilly, It’s a very long, complicated, non-Rammstein, or Till Lindemann related matter.
44) What was the last movie you saw? Rocky Horror Picture Show
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had? Irreversible damage to my left leg and foot from an accident
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly? yes
47) Do you have any obsessions right now? yes
48) What's your sexual orientation? Rammstein
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you? Yes
50) Do you believe in magic? Yes
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? No
52) What is your astrological sign? Gemini
53) Do you save money or spend it? Both
54) What's the last thing you purchased? Steak
56) In a relationship? Yes
57) How many relationships have you had? Too many
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No
59) Where were you yesterday? Here
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Too much
61) Are you wearing socks right now? No
62) What's your favorite animal? Till Lindemann
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? I fuck them??
64) Where is your best friend? Too far away
65) Spit or swallow?(; Depends on the man
66) What is your heritage? White dumb American idiot
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM? Being stupid
68) What do you think is Satan's last name? Kruspe
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? wow....just...what a question
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? I hope so
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? Save the dog, my job is shit anyway, plus if my boss doesn't understand that I just saved a dog, he can go rot in hell souless bastard.
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? I would drink a lot, and do some crazy stuff. Then I would pass on my magic to my heir
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love. Love
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? Any Jazz standard
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? why would I post this here?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Diversity
77) How can I win your heart? Well, it depends, can you defeat my seven evil exs?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity? Sadly, yes.
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? To not do drugs!
80) What size shoes do you wear? 8
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone? I don’t want a tombstone
82) What is your favorite word? Fiend
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. Fire....
84) What is a saying you say a lot? You’re young, it’s okay
85) What's the last song you listened to? Ohne dich remix
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors? All shades of black
87) What is your current desktop picture? A full moon
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? I don’t want to get political on here....
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? what is my dirtiest fetish
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Scream and start hacking at them with whatever sharp thing I can find
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? To time travel!
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? This one time, during a summer a long time ago...
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? My childhood
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? Chrisoph Schneider
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Berlin
96) Do you have any relatives in jail? nope
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car? nope
98) Ever been on a plane? yes
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? When life gives you lemons, question why they gave you lemons in the first place, tell them you can’t survive on lemons, and demand money, or else all operations of production will cease
