#ramshackle ruby

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Happy mother's day!!!

Featuring the not canon and anxiety filled mothers

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Can I get some Calvin birthday art?

Best family ever<33

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Ramshackle comic (TW Blood)

Ruby's surprise

Why tf did this take so long??????

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Since it's mother's Day, why not make art of the trio with their headcanon mothers (not canon)

(Healthiest to unhealthiness relationship)

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Ramshackle AU stories

(TW!!! SLIGHTLY SUGGESTIVE!!!)

(Ruby and Calvin finally getting along by fighting some rivals)

Calvin: *Pants and moves his hair out of the way* Ruby… You okay?

Ruby: *Looks at Calvin in a… Interesting way…* I’m messing up that beautiful hair tonight…

Calvin: What?

Ruby: We’re gonna be doing some midnight fighting lessons…

Calvin: … What…

Ruby: You and me… We’re having a fun time later…

Calvin: WHAT?! WHA- WERE LITERALLY IN SOME RIVAL WAR RIGHT NOW!!! YOU THINK ITS THE PERFECT TIME TO-

(One of Ruby’s rivals was about to hit Calvin but Ruby shoots them)

Ruby: HEY!!! THIS B####’S A## IS MINE! ONLY I CAN HIT THIS MAN’S BEAUTIFUL BODY!!!!

Calvin: … (Can’t tell if he regrets his decision of living with Ruby or is starting to enjoy it)

(Years later)

(Current day, Skipp was in the alleyway with his friends talking about a bit about his life)

Skipp: Ooo! I remember my mom was definitely aggressive with my dad… I would sometimes catch her staring at him for a while in a weird way

Stone: … I… I’m gonna go drink…

Vinnie: Damn… Your mom sounds hot…

(I’m so sorry for making this 😭)

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Tre x Vinnie Core

And also Ruby and Calvin’s relationship

Yep

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Basically short explanation of the relationship of these parents

Idk what to post

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For the end of the month

Time to celebrate the birthdays of my babies

(Gideon and Alice)

Gregor: (Is holding a camera) Say cheese you two!

Alice and Gideon: (Looking at their cake which was literally on fire by how many candles there are)

Alice: Cheese!

Gideon: Uh… Cheese!

(Ruby)

(Ruby was looking for her weapons)

Calvin: RUBY!!!!

Ruby: WHAT THE FUCK! (Throws her knife which stabs the wall near Calvin)

Skipp: Happy borthday mommy! … What happened?

Ruby: Nothing!

Skipp: (Brings out a bean can with a small flame on top) Happy borthday

Ruby: (Looks at her “cake” and tears up) Oh come in here you two!

(Charlie)

Vinnie: (Sees that Charlie was looking in the garbage) What are you doing?

Charlie: Looking for my presents, me and my siblings always hide our presents when it’s our birthdays

Vinnie: It’s your birthday?

Charlie: Ye

Vinnie: Damn it, i didnt know, sorry…

Charlie: It’s okay Vin

Vinnie: Hey how about this… (Gives Charlie her knife) For the birthday boy, you can do your first ever hunt for food with me after you get your presents.

Charlie: Really?!

Vinnie: Hell yeah you can!

Charlie: Thanks Vinnie!

Vinnie: Your welcome! Now go find your presents or stab anything you can find!