#random!varian

[royal-engineer-of-corona]

random: Where would you say your friendship with Hugo is at right now? ((here's hoping it's one of the AU's that has Hugo in it *crosses fingers*))

((Alright it originally said canon but I’ll give it another shot for ya 😅))

Modern AU

Uh...I don’t know?

Kind of a weird, out of the blue question-

We’ve been friends for about a year now. I mean, things are fine if that’s what you wanted to know, heh.

*joking*

I know we both drive each other insane, but we work through it.

[royal-engineer-of-corona]

(Random! Varian.) *throws a pillow at him* TAKE A NAP YOU SLEEP DEPRIVED CINNAMON ROLL-

Mirror!Varian

[Varian catches the pillow and slowly cocks his head.]

I’m fine...

[He walks over and hands the pillow back to you.]

How about you have some rest, eh?

You look...tired.

[royal-engineer-of-corona]

Random: You know an Andrew?

((Aw Dangit of course he does))

Villain Varian Season 3

Uh...yeah?

I work for- with him.

*clears throat*

I work with him.

[royal-engineer-of-corona]

Random)) *hugs*

Mirror!Varian

[Varian twitches a bit and pats you awkwardly on the back.]

O...kay-

That’s enough of that.

[royal-engineer-of-corona]

Random!Varian. Do you have any advice? (Just life advice in general I guess)

Vamparian AU

Hmm...let’s see. How about-

*shouting*

DON’T GET BIT BY ANY BATS!

*sighs*

Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest, heh.

*shrugs*

I mean...it’s not the worst thing, I guess.

[He transforms into his bat form and hangs from the rafter.]

*bat voice*

But it definitely turned my world upside-down, heh.

[royal-engineer-of-corona]

RANDOM!VARIAN: Buckteeth.

[Varian closes his mouth, kind of embarrassed.]

Alright, well you don’t have to point it out.

[royal-engineer-of-corona]

random!varian Heh, vOicE cRaCkS!

Seven Kingdoms AU

Hey! My-my voice doesn’t crAck-

[Varian covers his mouth in embarrassment for the incredibly obvious and extremely high voice crack he just had.]

HEh...

*clears throat*

I-I mean normally I-I don’t crack...

[royal-engineer-of-corona]

How are you still alive after everything that's happened!? I mean the average person would've been dead by now maybe the universe enjoys your suffering you have a RIDICULOUS amount of luck (Random!Varian)

Modern AU

Uhh...I mean...

Sure, I’ve been through some things, but it hasn’t been that bad.

*sighs*

As to why I’m still alive, though...

Let’s chalk it up to spite, heh.