#random dumb shit

[undergrounddweller89]

G1 Optimus taps the loud speaker:

"One, two,three testing."

The other Optimus's of the different story tellings ie TFA ,TFP so on so forth standing behind him.

"I and the other Prime's are tired of being passed on for going to the berth room, we have reached a unanimous decision, the first one to put their hands on us better be ready to spike us , if someone is part of a combiner fraction you and your team may take on your chosen Prime....now someone please disrespect us in the berth room , safe word included."

Transformers animated Prime looks at the console

"Excuse me sir....that was on all channels not just autobot ones."

G1 just looks at him and smiles

As TFA feels the ground trembling and a sea of all fractions running towards them battling to get to the primes.

D16 is pulling Orion along, Pax said he could have a Prime in a threesome with them.

The lot of them forget how crafty Starscream is

So at least three primes are nabbed up by different Starscreams.

Tfa , tfp and g1....G1 got two starscreams xD tfone starscream and G1 , he's about to get disrespected hard...he's happy about this.

Soundwave definitely got one of them.

As for the rest you decide xD but

Tfone Pax and D got Bayformers Prime.

D is delighted that he's about to be spit roasted by two very pretty mechs.

[bigbendbabayaga]

Sometimes I think if Jerry Hall hadn't left Bryan Ferry for Mick Jagger, she could've been Jerry Ferry, and I smile.

[poetryclubsandfatalities]

Me to my english teacher: "I really only do creative writing for school"

The folders of shitty poetry, fanfics, games and horror stories I've created: 👉👁_👁👉" w h a t "

[bigbendbabayaga]

[heyitssashag]

You’re welcome. 👍🏻😬

[heyitssashag]

Current Thoughts

Am I the only one that is getting fed up with this not quite kills you but will make you stronger crap? Fuck off, I’m tired. Seriously. If this was true, I should be able to benchpress a duplex

Right now it’s 1:30am and I’m awake worrying if I have insomnia. I’m not trying to be ironic, either.

When I was 19 I dyed my hair with a packet of green Kool Aid. Cost me a quarter and it worked pretty well. If I wanted to go to a stylist now to do the same colour, it would cost me close to $300.

Sometimes I get walk rage. Nothing irritates me more than people walking 3-4 abreast and won’t let you pass.

I could really use a massage right now.

Every week I check what concerts are coming but between the inflated prices or the overpacked germ venues, I talk myself out of it.

Should I upgrade my phone?

My stomach doesn’t feel too good.

Will I ever be able to go a full day without pain?

I can’t believe how much it costs to eat at a restaurant now. Everything should be dusted in gold at these prices.

My to-do list is very long and extensive. I feel like I’m never going to get through it.

I need to take more photos but I’m not sure of what. I don’t really do anything anymore. Maybe I should write a list of things to do. Oh wait…

What the heck is that crunching when I touch my cervical spine? It’s weird and gross.

I have white/grey highlights, now. That’s what I call them.

Maybe I should go fishing. Haven’t done that in years. Just wish it wasn’t so boring.

I really want to go zip-lining. Maybe I could try. Wonder if they’d let me go on if I showed up with a neck brace.

I’ve read 3 books this month, so far. I’m aiming for 6. Would be a new record for me.

Winter sucks.

I wish all my friends didn’t live on the mainland. Maybe I need to make new friends. Meh. Too hard.

I miss my boobs but I don’t miss underwires.

Some days I feel really stuck in a rut. Like this past year.

I plan to sign up for a creative writing class so I can get more focused and accountability on a project. I plan to write my memoir. I wasn’t ready before because I cared too much whether people would read it. Now, I could care less. Problem is, I feel scattered. Probably because I stay up until almost 2am writing about random, dumb shit.

I should get high today.

[peasthedumb]

Today at break time I got:

-shut inside of a box

-kicked from the outside of the box (x30~)

-flipped while I was in the box (x2)

-called homeless

-ordered to pay my taxes

-water poured on me >:(

-called an NPC

-called a hermit

-an eviction notice on my box house

All while I was attempting to write The 4’th instalment of a nightmare fluff dumb fic I’m writing in a book.

This is why me and my friends are the weird kids in school.

Also I’ve come to the conclusion Passive nightmare writes fanfics and Corrupted nightmare reads fanfics.

[reflectionlessraven]

my drowsy, sleepy, half-awake brain in maths yesterday just made a joke that was actually hilarious that I didn’t even tell and I don’t know if it was me, a beginning dream, or Graham or Dazz (other two alters besides me) but it’s funny to me regardless so. and it’s barely even funny I just laugh at anything

“if you want to annoy a killer, run fast up a hill, and then roll down it when they’re chasing you and near the top. Roll down the hill” /para

Like?? and the thing is. i feel like I didn’t even say this because this was just a random thing and it was said like something you’d hear in a comedy skit I guess (no laugh track) and I did NOT understand it at first but luckily it came with a video. an instructional video. i drew it. i can’t draw people at all but I drew it anyway so.

as you can tell I gradually lost my will to live or draw throughout this. Anyways do you enjoy