#random fax

[the-unlucky-foster]

Back in community college, Haley was once caught by Viola pirating Sesame Street on her computer.

[byeol-interrupted]

two facts ik that should probably be false but r genuinely true

1. If u slap a chicken at close to 5990 kmph, the amount of kinetic energy that slap contains is enough to perfectly cook the chicken

2. There’s approximately a ONE in 5.2 TRILLION chance if you slap a table, the molecules in your hand and the molecules in the table will completely miss each other and your hand will go through. Maybe you’ll get lucky

[randomfaxforyou]

Bluetooth

Bluetooth is named after King Harald "Bluetooth" Gormsson, who united Denmark and Norway in the year 958. His nickname came from his dark blue dead tooth.

[randomfaxforyou]

Boanthropy Facts

Person: I'm a cow. Me: You have boanthropy, a psychological disorder in which a person believes themselves to be a cow.

[randomfaxforyou]

Lina Medina

Did you know?

[ratpatrol]

the second i think im about to have another depressive episode my brain automatically goes "time for more tattoos, the one thing you have left to live for"

[punkwank]

Facts about me that prove I'm truly not as intimidating as I seem to be:

– I have a fish I named Lydia. She (or he, how do you tell a fish's gender?) is huge.

– I have a scar on my elbow from when I tripped walking too close to the curb at school.

– Sometimes jewelry feels claustrophobic on me and sometimes I feel wrong without it.

– I have a rosary that I've only prayed once, but I frequently talk to God and Mary at night just to thank them (because it's when I remember to do it). ((Another fact related to this is that I taught a kid in my class how to cross yourself correctly.))

– I bite my nails a lot and I hate that I do it.

– I hate my eyes.

– I once painted with coffee because I didn't have any paint.

In conclusion I'm just a mega fucking dork. Please don't be scared to talk to me.

[sleepi]

so people actually soak tampons in vodka and put them up up their butt or vagina to get drunk quicker