#random potions

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1d20 Expired Potion Effects

1. Poisons you indefinitely until you receive healing, and does not have the intended effect 2. Poisons you indefinitely until you receive healing, but does have the intended effect. 3-4. Does not have the intended effect and instead causes fiery belches for one minute, which deal damage to anyone in five feet of you. 5-6. Does have the intended effect but also makes you shit yourself 1d4 hours later. 7-8. Works as intended but then has the opposite effect for an equal duration after the intended effects wear off. 9-12. Works half as well. 13-14. Has a weird texture that makes it hard to swallow. Its effects take an extra 3d6 minutes to kick in. 15-16. Does not work as intended but tastes pretty good and gives you a nice buzz, like a strong cocktail. 17-18. Does work but tastes a little off, possibly causing you to worry that it will have negative side effects. 19. Does not work but makes you 100% confident that it did. 20. Works twice as well.

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1d10 Mysterious Potions

1. Potion in a spherical bottle, with many layers in various shades of red and orange. While under the effects of this potion, you become four times heavier without growing in size. This transformation doubles any damage you take from falling.

2. Pale blue potion in a tall, skinny bottle. Drinking this potion gives you temporary control of the weather in an extremely localized area.

3. Perfectly clear potion in a whiteish frosted glass bottle. Drinking this potion temporarily enhances your eyesight. Drinking this potion increases your ability to see far away and notice small details or movements.

4. Thick, dark purple potion in an ordinary flask. This potion cures any diseases affecting you.

5. Lime-green potion, bubbling in a tapered bottle. This potion causes you to temporarily grow sharp claws on your fingers and toes.

6. Sweet-smelling amber potion in an ornately decorated bottle. This potion gives you a brief boost of irresistible charm.

7. Opaque, light green potion, rotating slowly in a circular bottle. This potion temporarily turns your hands into leaves.

8. Tiny bottle of fluorescent yellow potion. While under the effects of this potion you have a bite attack that deals poison damage.

9. Large bottle of pink potion with small, solid pieces swirling in it. This potion makes you float a couple feet off the ground for a while.

10. Dark blue potion that sparkles in the light. This potion gives you a temporary telepathic connection with the next person you make eye contact with after drinking it.