#random-fandom-stalker

[1800areyouslapping]

Gabriel is totally the type to follow his child/grandchild around and hide in the bushes when they're out with their friends. ( my dad actually did that quite often the mall security had to post him on the board and I had to tell them it was fine).

After all the discussion of Uncle!Gabe “chaparoning” his niece around I can absolutely second this. I also see Gabriel being the type of parent who would grossly invade his kid's privacy just to make sure that they aren't getting up to something that he wouldn’t approve of. He will come across something that’s going to warm his blood one of these days. Daddy!Gabriel also either doesn’t knock or knocks so briefly that he’s in the door before you can state whether or not you’re decent. 

Also, imagine it being Reaper. Reaper would be perfect for creeping around his child. He can ghost around from place to place virtually without ever being seen. And if he is seen you think the person trying to call him out is gonna try for much longer after they see who they’re messing with? No, I don’t think so. Reaper also takes it upon himself to scare the actual piss out of any and all boys because none of them are getting approved of. He’s at every one of her dates seething in the shadows itching to give the boy she’s with a shotgun shell to the chest for every single time he touches her. 

[zenxenophilia]

This is not a rare Pair by any mean so I'm sorry if this is already fooling around your ask box but tailgate and cyclonus.

(Surprisingly, no one’s asked for the OTP yet.  XD)

Who said “I love you” first:  Cyclonus.  It really took Tailgate by surprise. 

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background:  Tailgate.  (Cyclonus would have one of those old ass phones with the default lockscreen.)

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror:  Both, on occasion.  Since they’re usually in the wash room at the same time, one of them will just draw a heart to which the other will add one next to it.

Who buys the other cheesy gifts:  Tailgate.  Cyclonus always tries to get Tailgate to stop spending money on him though.  He doesn’t need gifts to know his sparkmate loves him.  (Though, they are kind of a nice surprise.)  Tailgate usually settles for free or homemade gifts instead.  Who could say no to that, right?

Who initiated the first kiss:  Tailgate.  He’s usually tho one to initiate smooches, though Cy will occasionally pull him in for cuddles (only in private though.) 

Who kisses the other awake in the morning:  Cyclonus, but it’s usually just a quick kiss while Tailgate is still asleep before he gets ready for the day.

Who starts tickle fights:  Tailgate, but they a very one sided.

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower:  Tailgate, though at this point, it’s practically a given.  Cyclonus prefers shared baths to shared showers, though, much more relaxing. 

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch:  Cyclonus.  Tailgate always gives him little affectionate headbumps as a thank you (which is partly why he doe sit.)

Who was nervous and shy on the first date:  Both.  It took a few times before they got the hang of this “dating” business.  (Whirl was about ready to blow a gasket.)

Who kills/takes out the spiders:  Cyclonus at first, but later on when Tailgate gets his powers, he insists on “protecting” Cyclonus from them.

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk:  Tailgate.  Cyclonus is used to it by this point though.

[monstermatch]

Can I get a matchups? I'm a panromantic demisexual female. I stand 5"5 at197 lb with brown curly hip length hair a pale complexion and chocolate eyes. I'm quite introverted for the most part finding comfort in Reading, drawing, playing video games, puzzles and cuddling my many Pets but I'm rather spontaneous and wacky when comfortable. I am affected with Asperger's dyslexia and did so I can be a handful at times to deal with when things get hard but for the most part I'm pretty manageable.

your matchup would be: brownies or kobolds

[overwatch-x-reader]

Do you think you can whip up some headcanons for a chubby s/o asking zaray or 76 to help them with endurance training? Also I apologize in advance if I spam your page too much I just found it and it's awesome.

Finally I’m getting to your asks! I’m so sorry for the delay and hope that these are as you hoped they’d be. Thank you :)

Zarya

You were quite shy about it, though you weren’t sure why

You had a weird feeling Zarya might become smug that you’d asked her and no one else

You were, of course, right

As soon as you stuttered out the request, a smug smirk arrived on her lips

“Of course I can help you with your training, Y/N.”

You were beginning to regret the decision already

Next morning, she had you up at dawn for the first session

Many regrets

But she was so motivational and you could tell she desperately wanted to be helpful

You struggled at first but after a while you began to get used to it

When you had a race at the end of training though, you saw how much work you had ahead of you

After the sessions was your favourite bit though

Zarya would pull you in for a bone-crushing hug

Telling you how proud of you she was for working so hard

Then she’d ask what you fancied to eat and take you wherever you liked

You wondered if going for ice cream straight after a training session kind of defeated the purpose

Zarya insisted it did not

Soldier 76

You asked him whilst on a mission

You were standing back to back, fighting off the enemy

Jack was doing fine but you were way too out of breath for your liking

It just kind of came out

“Can we maybe talk about this later, Y/N?”

When you did talk later, he was more than willing to help

He wasn’t quite pushy enough to start with

If you started getting out of breath he’d stop you

Rubbing your back and breathing in and out with you

Eventually you had to tell him to treat you like he would anyone else he trained

He begrudgingly agreed but warned you that he really would

He was not kidding

He was harsher than you’d ever seen him, shouting insults left right and centre

When you got out of breath he’d call you weak

Despite all this, it helped more and you found yourself training harder to impress him

After each session he’d grin and lose his tough persona, pulling you in for a well-earning post-workout kiss which you certainly weren’t complaining about

[1800areyouslapping]

Hog and Rat are the best uncles. It doesn't matter if they're not related by blood. Will be there for everything first date better believe they're your escorts, dinners they're going to be somewhere nearby, but it's not because they're worried about her safety. They are living vicariously through her current date. Seeing her grow up they can't help but feel more than a little attached.

I can totally see Hog and Junkrat being completely… just, one hundred percent conspicuous about it, even though they both wholeheartedly believe that they are being inconspicuous. They dawn some hoodies and sit on the other side of the nice restaurant wearing their hoods. Big Hog and loud ass Junkrat thinking that their niece has no idea that they’re there when she absolutely does and is used to it by now. Later she asks them if they had a good dinner, did they enjoy their food? Junkrat acts all crazy like he has no idea what she’s talking about. She stands there and listens to his bullshit, amused that he really thinks that she doesn’t know what he’s doing.  

[1800areyouslapping]

Mei give the vibe of a rather cynical but loving aunt. I mean there's isn't anyone good enough for her darling niece / nephew I mean the last two got arrested, another one was trialed for murder, and it came to be known that two potential dates were drug addicts. They should just leave it all up to Auntie after all she knows best. What can I say I'm up for corrupted families. So many possibilities to be had, so seldom explored.

Auntie Mei being the cynical cheery aunt though. She questions everything and everyone but she does it all with a sunshine disposition that leaves people to be more than a little confused. Any new person who dares to walk into her niece/ nephew’s life is almost immediately interrogated. She subtly threatens the new person, letting them know that she’ll be looking into their daily activities and she will come up with something that’s less than desirable. 

After they turn out to be just another dud (they’re on the sexual offender’s list!) She offers to “set” her nice/nephew up on blind dates, only to never come up with anybody, and every date ends up just being the two of them gossiping and griping about family matters over good food and alcohol, while Mei continues to fill their mind with the idea that they’ll never find anyone good enough for them. Good thing they have her to look after them!  

[1800areyouslapping]

Is there a limit to how many asks we can send in? Not necessarily for headcanons or stories but a mix of both and just miscellaneous thoughts? I don't want to bombard you too much but I really just want to spam your box. I'm trash and I will fully admit that and I am in love with your work. Xoxoxo from RFS!

Nope! When it comes to musings/miscellaneous thoughts. You can send in however many you’d like as long as you’re patient with responses, it does take me a little bit sometimes. If you’re cool with that, spam away. And, ah, thank you! So, so much I really appreciate that 💜

[zenxenophilia]

Can I drop the ever so odd but fun couple that is Blitzwing Bumblebee for the ask meme

(One of my favorite rare pairs!  I’m pleasantly surprised so many people seem to like it.)

Who said “I love you” first:  Both of them will claim it was the other person (but actually it was Bumblebee)

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background:  Both of them have pictures of the two of them together.

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror:  Both.  (It also makes for a fun game to guess which personality wrote what)

Who buys the other cheesy gifts:  Blitzwing, but only as Random.

Who initiated the first kiss:  Bumblebee did as a ruse the first time to throw Blitzwing off guard.  The first “real” kiss was initiated by Icy (shortly after Bee had confessed his love to him)

Who kisses the other awake in the morning:  Blitzwing.  it’s adorable, but Primus, let Bee sleep!  It is too early for this!

Who starts tickle fights:  Both Bee and Random, though if Hothead gets involved things quickly turn out of hand.

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower:  Blitzwing.  (He loves the way Bumblebee flushes every time.)

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch:  Blitzwing, because he is a very thoughtful bf.  (Bee would but he tends to forget about this sort of thing quite a lot.)

Who was nervous and shy on the first date:  Both, but Bumblebee more so (though he still denies it.)

Who kills/takes out the spiders:  Assuming it’s Blackarachnia, both.  (If it’s a regular spider, Bumblebee will make Blitzwing get it while he pretends not to be scared.)

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk:  Random and Bee.  honestly, it’s probably a bad idea to even give them high grade in the first place.