Apr 3, 2012
"Can we get passed the past now please" - Me "No, we have keep our doors to the past closed and the trapdoor to the future open!" - Dave!
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"Can we get passed the past now please" - Me "No, we have keep our doors to the past closed and the trapdoor to the future open!" - Dave!
Daemons the pretty one and is the idiot and I'm just Dave
Dave - 3/4/2012
Fran, your a sexy, sexy whore
Dave - 3/5/2012
My next girlfriend is not going to be a drunken night out!
Dave - 3/4/2012
From a Whorish bee to a slimy alien part four...
La la and Chessie finally galloped back with Pepo. Pepo was sober and had been on a crazy detox for a month so was a bit shaky and he was not getting his normal intake of alcohol. What they found when they arrived was extremely stressful for the magical creatures. Phlem sat in a huge puddle of slime. It was coming out of her Kraken so thick and fast it, Davebomb had had no choice but to get many of his sea urchins to build a big wall surrounding Phlem, placing her in a reservoir of slime. She bobbed up and down with an amused look in her eye.
‘What an earth have you done to Daminion? Have you managed to capture Naphet and put her in your kraken with him?’ asked La la with slight dismay.
‘Don’t worry dear, he is having lots of fun, we’ve given him a console with star wars on… the slime wouldn’t stop after that.’
Everyone understood straight away. Daminion got quite excited over Star Wars, so excited the goo and slime was uncontrollable.
‘Where is Phes?’
‘There is a slight problem there Davebomb… Umm, well, ummm…’ stumbled Chessie.
‘Spit it out girl!’ Bellowed Dave.
‘The blobs heard of this plan and they have kidnapped Phes my lord.’
‘WHAT…’ Davebomb shouted so loud the whole land shock and every small creature found the nearest cavern, crack and hole they could find to hind in. Every single creature on Mars knew that when there was an irate Davebomb, things would start crashing down around them.
‘There is more news my lord’ said Pepo. ‘They have put Naphet into their safe place that no one has ever found. I think the blobs even lost it once it’s so safe.’
‘There is only one thing we can do… We must save the Wizard from the land of you Think Dragons are bad, You Should see what we have guarding the princess’.
Everyone gasped.
‘You can’t possibly think to send us there my lord!? No one has ever survived a trip there.’ Pepo said.
‘You’re right my dear centaur, however, we have never sent an army.’ Davebomb grinned.
‘An army sire? What army would this be? We don’t have an army.’ Asked Pepo.
Davebomb got out a hollowed fish, which had been dried into the shape of a horn, brought it to his lips, took a deep breath before blowing into it. Three bellowing blows and an almighty crack was heard.
Over the horizon, millions of fish folk, aliens, centaurs, unicorns, blobs and all other manner of creatures that consumed Mars came trotting towards the gathering.
‘This is my army. They were bread for my purposes and have been trained since birth for this very occasion my dear friends.’ Boomed Davebomb.
‘For rescuing a dragonfly and a blob from the mermaids my lord?’ whispered Chessie.
‘For rescuing the wizard and the Princess my dear friends. For the wizard knows exactly where the secret hiding place is, and he is the only one.’
‘And the princess sire?’
‘Um. Well, uh yes, now we need to start as soon as possible. It is a long trek and we are going into the deepest circle of hell. Prepare yourselves. Some of you will never return, some of you will come back heroes, but everyone, whether on Mars or in Heaven will thin one thing… ‘Davebomb is one cool Lord! LETS MARCH’