#randomly generated quotes

[moonsanoverthinker]

Randomly generated TMA quotes

[otherfloppiestcatto]

Randomly generated ship quotes

This details random quotes that feature pokemon characters I will write romantic stuff for. (These aren't the only ones, just the ones I feel like mentioning)

(Also, Be warned, some of these feature dirty jokes.)

S/O: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Leon: Wow. They sound stupid. S/O: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Leon: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” S/O: I guess you’re right. Hey Leon, I love you. Leon: See! Just say that! S/O: Holy fucking shit. Leon: If that flies over their head then, sorry Y/N, but they're too dumb for you. S/O: Leon.

Raihan: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. S/O: Okay. Raihan: And make out during the scary parts. S/O: Th- S/O: The scary parts. S/O: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Piers: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- S/O: I wrote you a poem. Piers, already crying: You did?

Ingo: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things. S/O: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

Emmet: As top in this relationship, I think we should- S/O: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

[ominoussign]

Everyone deserves the blessing of randomly generated quotes.

Except my mother.

And a few other people.

....

Most people deserve randomly generated quotes.