#randomness post

[coffeeoi]

Am I the only one that hates ads with innuendos theyre always so cringey and unfunny

[butterlettucepartymix]

Adventure time and chocolate cake, feeling good, oh yes.

[itsgonnabklaine]

i really need to straighten up my blog. and do my dishes.

[thatiranianphantom]

Thank you, villain. You are apparently one, busy, persistent bastard. Every time you find a new way to kill the hero, you somehow have somewhere else to be, leave the hero in an easily escapable situation and hope for the best.

I also appreciate how you feel the need to explain your plan in its entirety in a public place that can be easily overheard/recording.

All in all, you've made yourself a very cushy prison seat.

Temporarily, of course. Guards also seem to be very inept if they keep letting you escape.