#ranger's apprentice incorrect quote

[unofficial-ranger]

*Will and Gilan sitting in jail together*

Gilan: So who should we call?

Will: I’d call Halt, but I feel safer in jail

[unofficial-ranger]

Crowley whistling in the Early Years be like:

[unofficial-ranger]

Will: *Gently taps table*

Gilan : *Taps back*

Horace: What are they doing?

Halt: Morse code.

Will: *Aggressively taps table*

Gilan : *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

[unofficial-ranger]

Halt: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Will: We got spring water

Halt: NO.

Gilan: with EXTRA minerals

Will: it's like licking a stalagmite

Halt: DON'T COME HOME.

Gilan: Mmmmm cave water

[unofficial-ranger]

Crowley: I’m an idiot.

Halt:

Berrigan:

Leander:

Egon:

Crowley:

Halt: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

[unofficial-ranger]

Horace: You know those things will kill you, right?

Will, pouring another cup of coffee: That’s the point.

Halt, finishing 8th cup of coffee: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Gilan: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

[unofficial-ranger]

Berrigan: Why are your tongues purple?

Crowley: We had slushies. I had a red one.

Halt: And I had a blue one.

Berrigan: oh

Berrigan:

Berrigan: OH

...

Lewin:

Lewin: You drank each other's slushies?

[unofficial-ranger]

This is how I imagine living with Will is like-