#rank five

[angelhummel]

rank pilot, audition, the purple piano project, the new rachel, and love love love :D

Ooh yay thank you xx That’s a good one 

5) Audition. Will scamming to get someone fired, Rachel sending someone to a crackhouse, Brittany accusing a teacher of sexual assault, “Asian Camp”. Do I have to say more?? This episode was insane and not in a fun way

4) The New Rachel. I don’t haaate it. I like seeing new stuff like NYADA and NY. I love Kitty, Marley, Jake, and Brody, even tho I think literally all of their introductions are pretty weak. It’s a fun shake up and a good start to s4 but not my favorite

3) Love Love Love. It hurts to put this one here lmao. I just feel like it’s too busy. Too much going on. They could’ve saved the Tina stuff or the Wildebrams stuff or the Funny Girl stuff until the second part. Plus they cut out the Kurt/Santana/Rachel/Mercedes scene and that’s criminal. Idk I wish there were less songs and it focused more on stories. But the Klaine engagement is obviously iconic and I love all the Klaine scenes. And also the start of those wonderful waitress uniforms <3 

2) Pilot. It’s an iconic start to the series. I love how irreverent and tongue-in-cheek it was at the very beginning. I guess the only drawback is that it focused too much on the adults at the beginning and who cares about that

1) Purple Piano Project. Imagine anything from s3 being first on one of my lists. But idk I think it’s just a cheesy type of fun episode. I love the music, everything is fun and bright, no one pisses me off too much. “I prefer the Bangles” is one of the funniest lines on the show. If I had no idea what was coming in s3, I’d think this was a stellar start to the best season yet. It’s just a fun and good episode <3

give me 5 glee things to rank!

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FINALLY

[angelhummel]

rank: valerie, somewhere only we know, smooth criminal, you get what you give, and if i die young. have a great day/ night! <3

Oooh this is a hard one. All these songs are really good. I mean, assuming you mean the original Valerie and not the s5 version bc then honestly it would be dead last lol

5) You Get What You Give. It’s a fun number and a good scene buuut idk. I’ve probably listened to this song the least so it’s not like taking up a lot of my mental real estate  4) If I Die Young. I think it would be more emotional if we didn’t get the usual spew of insults beforehand. We don’t need it. She still sounds wonderful though, and there’s the genuine emotion behind the song. Would it just be totally rude of me to be like “she didn’t even finish it” lmao. I mean it is just like half a song but obviously it’s still really good 3) Valerie. Competition numbers are complicated for me. Like no matter how amazing they are, it’s still just a performance. They’re singing for an audience and the songs can just be whatever. But this one is still iconic. One of the best competition numbers they ever did. Santana sounds amazing, brought something new that we never saw again, and we got to see Brike’s dancing on full display, which was an added fun bonus 2) Smooth Criminal. Undoubtedly one of the most iconic performances in the show. Santana looks so sexy, they both sound amazing, the cello guys really snapped. I literally can’t say anything bad about it 1) Somewhere Only We Know. Yeah okay it’s still my fave. It’s an amazing song, makes me emotional, it’s Blaine’s tearful goodbye to Kurt. All the Warblers serenading him and essentially saying how much they’re going to miss him, lead by a teary eyed Blaine, hugging him goodbye and then all Kurt’s friends hug him and then he hugs Blaine and says he’s never saying goodbye 💕 💕 Just lots of hugging and love for Kurt and it’s what my boy deserves

And you have a great day/night as well! :D

give me 5 glee things to rank!

[angelhummel]

Order 5 things ask: Brittany, Will, Sandy Ryerson, Shelby, Ken Tanaka

Oh my god this is the ugliest ask I could imagine. Seriously gonna block you after I answer this lmao. Okay so I’m gonna go just normal 1-5 with 1 being the one I can tolerate most and 5 being the one I tolerate least. 

Sandy Ryerson. Absolute comedic genius, has some of the best lines in the show. “I’m living in a cocoon of horror!” “‘Who is Josh Groban’?! Kill yourself!” “Oh god, don’t you love a good monkey?” Also the great thing about him is that he’s not like actually supposed to be a character. He’s used for comedic value for like a season and a half and then we never have to see him again 

Ken Tanaka. No reason except for same as above, he’s just used for comedic value and then he’s put on a bus and we never have to see him again. Love that for him

Shelby Corcoran. Here’s where it gets tricky. She is absolutely disgusting, annoying, belongs in jail, is terrible to both Rachel and Quinn, and SLEEPS WITH A STUDENT. The only good things she has going for her is that she is Idina Menzel, she’s hot and has a great voice, and that she isn’t a main character. I hate her but I also don’t have to put up with her for 6 whole ass seasons

Will Schuester. What can I say about ol Shoe that hasn’t already been said. We know why he sucks, I don’t have to get into it

Brittany P*erce. What can I say about ol Britt that hasn’t already been said by me. I’m not gonna get into it here bc I talk about her enough buuut she’s a flop and I hate her :)

put five characters/episodes/ships/anything in my ask and i’ll put them in my order of preference

[angelhummel]

I’m throwing something super random your way: I do a very complex degree so rank the 5 things I study: Anthropology, Geography, Environmental Science, Data Science and Gender Studies.

Omg well I was a huge dummy in school so I either barely passed these or never took them lol

Gender Studies

Anthropology

Environmental Science (I did take this and we mostly watched episodes of the Magic School Bus)

Geography (took this in 9th grade and somehow made like a C)

Data Science (don’t even know what this is sooo)

[angelhummel]

For the five list, the original glee club! Artie, Tina, Mercedes, Kurt and Rachel!

Kurt. He’s at the top of every list, it’s not a surprise at this point :P

Mercedes. She’s talented, beautiful, and I think had some of the best growth on the show. She’d definitely matured the most over those six seasons

Tina. I still adore her and we know I’m not one of the people like “they ruined her character waaah” but they did like just use her as the butt of jokes from like mid season 5 outward and that’s disappointing

Rachel. It’s a love hate relationship but you know I’ve warmed up to her considerably. Still has moments that piss me tf off but if I ignore stuff for other characters than I can for her too

Artie. Not that I like loathe him to death. He’s just kind of boring for me. Like he’s the one character in literally almost every single episode and he had what, half a dozen plotlines? Way to utilize one of your most talented actors, Glee :)

put five characters/episodes/shows/ships/anything in my ask and i'll put them in my order of preference

[angelhummel]

for the five things list, my favorite season 2 episodes! grilled cheesus, duets, born this way, prom queen, new york

Prom Queen. One of the best, always one of my top faves

New York. Another top favorite. One of the only competition eps I would say I LOVE. It’s just so bright and happy and fun and I love New York and I love Wicked and I love Blaine saying he loves Kurt for the first time

Duets. Le Jazz Hot, River Deep Mountain High. Idk what else to say. Also With You I’m Born Again is fucking hilarious 

Born This Way. I don’t hate this ep but I don’t like it as much as everyone else does. The last time I watched it, it felt like it went on for three hours. It was so long and they could’ve shaved it down a little. Not the Kurt solo, obvi. But something. Also to steal what my sister said about this ep “I can’t believe Finn thinks the worst thing about him is his dancing”

Grilled Cheesus. I think Finn is (at least partly) the destroyer of my enjoyment for these last two episodes. I just can’t with him

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[angelhummel]

rank my fav warblers performansces; Somewhere Only We Know, Teenage Dream, Whistle/LWWY, Bills Bills Bills, Glad You Came.

Teenage Dream

Somewhere Only We Know

Bills Bills Bills

Glad You Came

Whistle/Live While We’re Young

GYC is okayyy but that last one isn’t my personal cup of tea lmao. The others though, those are all amazing. TD gets top billing always just bc it was such a cultural reset

put five characters/episodes/ships/anything in my ask and i’ll put them in my order of preference