#rantrantrantrantrant

[drunkenfangschrecke]

Heads up to all you motherfuckers out there, if you ever consider cheating/are cheating on your partner out there

I will personally come by to wherever you live and castrate/sterilise you with a 1000 degree knife

[capituobliqua]

Idk why but reading a bad AWFUL LOSS OF TIME book that is a best seller sends me a rush of MOTIVATION to write better than those estelionatários fudidos

[alfreedom]

IGNORE THIS, ITS A RANT ABOUT ABSOLUTE NOTHING

dont say you havent been warned...

im fucking angry. my phone is a fucking ass and i want it to die in a hole- please go die in a hole phone... or got to the damn apple store and get fixed so youll i dont know STOP DELETING MY PHOTOS AND CONTACTS AND LOGGING ME OUT OF EVERYTHING AND GLITCHING!??!?1?1 get your DAMN SHIT TOGETHER PHONE OR IM GONNA THROW YOU INTO A WALL.

i swear if ula says stop phone abuse... shhh- its being stupid.

but why am i writing this? i dont know, i like ranting- its fun because my life is very sad and boring and i dont know how many times ive cried out of sadness and frustration today BECAUSE OF MY PHONE- and other things.

and i dont feel like going onto instagram to see blood pictures- why?- and have some nightmares thankyouverymuch... also why??? i swear i hate october sometimes. and i have a math test tomorrow and i cant even finish the revision sheet i forgot everything (we had damn residentials dont blame me)

also i dont wanna go onto instagram because im gonna see nice art by 13 year olds... like me... that have friends... and dont have methylchloroisothiazolinonephobia (thats a mouthfull) and can actually tALK TO PEOPLE! i envy you dude... the internet makes me sad sometimes seriously.

i would honestly vent more about my feelings and stuff but hELLO PEOPLE I KNOW IRL- IM NOT READY TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS STUFF BECAUSE IT INVOLVES YOU AND HAHA- ill tell you someday when im happy...er...

i dont even know if im happy anymore- for the most part im really sad and isolate myself from everyone and i have my reasons to do that but ahem people ik irl... you can see this,

i actually like this... just typing down my thoughts and stuff- so that way i dont look insane when i talk to myself in my room- seriously why does EVERYONE i know always act like im the ONLY PERSON WHO DOES THAT??? seriously, and also because then i dont just end up looking dumb for telling this to people that actually dont care and dont even listen (wow thanks)

people ik irl, dont ask me why i dont open up... thats why.

also because i think everyone will assume that ill just end up crying over that one really sad usuk fanfic which... i probably do a lot and people on snapchat always feel the need to tell me how annoying my story is and how it ‘spams their notifs’ idiot you can just SKIP MY STORY- ITS BASIC KNOWLEDGE OMFG, i dont CARE if you skipped my story again stop telling me in english class jfc. 

wow i ranted a lot... i think im the only person on tumblr who actually just rants in a text post instead of the tags but ill try not to make this a common occurrence because i rant a lot???? thats probably a bad thing but i have a lot to complain about especially when people are idiots on instagram (we GET IT YOU HATE USUK YOU CAN GO NOW) jeez, if you hate a ship just ignore it dont be that person who just googles it for no reason then complains... you googled it, your fault.

yeah thats mostly what i rant about- people who hate usuk but then google it anyway for no reason- i have a lot to say about that actually but im not going to because i dont think tumblrs ready for that amount of rage... but one day... just pray that i dont make another one of these honestly, today was just a rough day in the evening and i had a lot on my mind and i actually filled 8 pages in my journal... wow... and just ive been feeling down for a while and my phone didnt make it any better.

welp thats me done ranting- whew that was long... have a good time and pray i dont do this again.

-b

[chandelierslayer]

Wow, even in the game where she’s a WARRIOR leading an army and shit, she’s reduced to a DiD once she sheds the ninja costume. In this case it’s not just aggravation at the DiD treatment, it’s also annoyance because WHY tf do I need to save you to not lose the battle, I am busy securing this stupid map over here, just blast them with your magic or PLAY THE HARP YOU’VE BEEN KICKING EVERYONE’S ASS WITH ALL THE TIME BEFORE UGH.

[mbti-as-text-posts-blog]

theres someone that someone i’m following reblogs from that has a grudge against Ti but personally i have such a frucking grudge against Fi, especially when used by xxTJs that have emotional motivations that they don’t know they have, allowing them to remain convinced of their own correctness and objectivity. it is truly the worst thing, not even exaggerating. 

[sugar--dyke]

I've been having so many Lucifer feels lately. I picture him as more intense and aggressive than most within the community and I'm not sure why. I constantly see him associated with ice and snow, but to me, he's always been this intense, overwhelming heat and flame. He is the feeling when you get too close to the fire, and it's so hot you can feel it almost burning your skin but fuck, it feels so warm here and you can't bring yourself to look away from the beautiful embers. The feeling of being just so relaxed and calm and safe to an almost unearthly level, just being gently pulled deeper into an almost trance-like state of relaxation. It just makes sense, I guess. Fire is beautiful. Fire keeps us warm. Fire helps us live. Fire is comforting. Fire lights up the path. Fire burns. Fire destroys towns. Fire ruins lives. Fire kills millions. Everyones talking about not removing the cruelty from Gods to make them more palatable, but I've never really understood it. I've never experienced Lucifer like others describe his cruelty. I don't think I'd do it, but I don't really get what they're talking about. I've never experienced anything I'd remotely call coldness or cruelty. Just intense, comforting, relaxing, burning heat.

[zipper277000]

Dad: *goes off on how messy things are*

Okay, here's the rundown, WHENEVER YOU GUYS USE THE DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM YOU FUCKING DESTROY IT AND I'M FUCKING TIRED OF CLEANING IT UP MOM AND DAD!!!  ESPECIALLY AFTER JOE AND MOM USE IT!  LIKE FUCK GUYS!!!  I CLEAN AND ORGANIZED IT, LEAVE, AND IT'S TORN THE FUCK APART!

[iamfangu]

srsly if I was a gay man I'd be drooling so hard over Dorian right now.

that being said, I'm a heterosexual female drooling VERY hard over Dorian right now.

SRSLY. I thought Varric had it in the department of playful, but Dorian........ I mean there are certain men you meet during your lifetime who aren't supermodels (well Dorian sure looks like one anyway) who has that... sparkle? Something very playful and... unafraid? Relaxed. That lets you know they love having a good time. That lets you know they're awesome kissers. I guess I was about to write more nsfw stuff about those kind of men, but I'll leave it for one night stand smut. Ooorrrr my dreams. Depending. X)