I just had one of those moments that hit you mostly after spending a little too much time trolling around social media.
Yes ladies and gents I’m about to rant, but let’s not act like we don’t find these rants semi amusing. Everyone lives for a healthy amount of banter on these web coded streets.
Anyway, I just read a very heartfelt post by a man about how he wishes that women would take things a little less seriously. According to him, you can’t be with a chick, flirt here and there, and throw in a roast for good fun without her getting super personal with you...
Guy: Your toes look like they’ve been dipped in hot water since birth.
Girl: Well fuck, you ain’t shit, you earn minimum wage and your daddy left you!
So naturally I giggled a little after reading that. Hell typa chicks is this homie dating is the real question here. Brothers (you know yourselves) let’s not blame your taste in crazy on all women. You like living on the edge, you love the idea of a woman stalking the shit out of you, you like arguing over shit you don’t understand and you especially love watching her arms to see which side the next flying object will be coming from. It’s cool man, that’s your type (apparently there’s someone for everyone) but let’s not pretend your type is the only type of woman out there.
We (all sexes) need to stop fearing women for their emotions. We need to stop acting like being hormonal is a disease that aims to destroy the female species. We don’t have to act like we understand what the hell happens in each others heads (pick a homie to experiment on and live hellishly ever after if you insist on knowing). It’s completely okay that the way we work makes no sense, it was never meant to.
Let’s fear woman for what they really are, hungry fragile beasts coming after everything you thought you knew.